Best quotes from movies

"Ever since you walked in the room there's been a woman on that TV with her breastses hangin out and you aint even bothered to look, yeah I know I'm pretty"

....Later on in that scene

"You thought it was pretty fu$%in funny didn't you a--hole, open your eyes, I SAID OPEN YOUR FU$%in EYES!! F%^$ YOU, YOU PIECE OF SH^%!!!

Dying ain't much of a living.

Deserve's got nothin to do with it.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Shut the f*** up, Donny.

We all got in comin, kid.

"Who's the fella that owns this shithole?"

I love that movie.

Amazing scene.

"You, fat man. Speak up."

(Unforgiven for those that are unfamiliar.)

Also, why don't people mention the movies some of these are from? Not all are very recognizable.

"I never saved anything for the swim back." --Gattaca

Walter Sobchak wrote:

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

You are entering a world of pain...

Super Troopers:

not exact quote but close:

The Chief: "We regret to inform you that we are still going to shut down your station. Sorry for the inconvience...Sincerely...Governer F***head."

“I never thought I’d say this, but can I go work now?” - High Fidelity

“And it may sound easy, but nothing could be harder. It will test your head…and your mind…and your brain too.” - School of Rock

"I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend" - Shawshank Redemption

"Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit." - Office Space

"No, no. Let them address me. It's about time I got to answer some questions here. The question is, 'Do I have a God complex?' Which makes me wonder if this... lawyer... has any idea as to the kind of grades one has to receive in college to be accepted at a top medical school. If you have the vaguest clue as to how talented someone has to be to lead a surgical team. I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever, sick at sea. So I ask you: When someone goes in to that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry, or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death, or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from post-operative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, you go ahead and read your Bible... Dennis, and you go to your church, and with any luck you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, He was in operating room number two on November seventeenth, and He doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something. I am God." - Malice

"Out of order, I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old, I'm too tired, and I'm too f***in' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place. Out of order, who the hell do you think you're talking to? I've been around you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen, boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit, there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs but I say that you are executing his soul. And why? Because he's not a Baird man. Baird men, you hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, f*** you too."

Travis Bickle: Huh! Huh? Faster than you, f***ing scum. Saw you coming you f***ing... shitheel. I'm standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It's your move... Don't try it you f***. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? OK

"I was killing commies while you were still swimming around in your daddy's balls"

Plechner, Repo Man

"i'll be your huckleberry"

DOES HE LUCK LIKE A BITCH?

what? no

THEN WHY DID YOU TRY TO F*** HIM LIKE A BITCH?

from caddyshack

"you do drugs kid?"

"everyday sir"

"good man"

English Bob wrote:

Also, why don't people mention the movies some of these are from? Not all are very recognizable.

Sorry, this one was Good Will Hunting:

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

This is also a good one. Lloyd Dobler from "Say Anything" about what he wants to do with his life.

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."