Best quotes from movies

I like the sequence from that movie when (I don't remember names) the one ghostbuster says something like, everything was fine until dickless here let the ghosts out of the holding tank. The mayor, or whoever, looks at Bill Murray and asks, "Is this true?" Murray, very seriously, says, "Yes, this man has no dick."

I think you are all missing the most classic catchphrase:

"Back off man, I'm a scientist."

the best line by far (IMHO)..

"Of course it's more of a guideline than a rule"..

when Sigourney Weaver is floating 2 feet over her bed and Bill Murray says something like.."and I don't sleep with women who float 2 feet over the bed"....she grabs him and licks his face or something when he says this line. Im still laughing.

"Dogs and cats, living together......MASS HYSTERIA!"

"Cross the streams!"

and when they're in prison discussing the building blueprints and Gozer and all that while the other prisoners listen: "Is everybody getting all of this?"

Wedding Crashes----"you motorboating son of a bitch"

Jaws --- "We need a bigger boat"

jdsflasdjf wrote:

Wedding Crashes----"you motorboating son of a bitch"

good job ruining the thread. kudos.

this line trumps all others

Santa Claus, who is actually the evil spawn of Satan, condemned to give presents to kids for 10000 years, goes on a killing spree. as he is about to run over some kids with one of those ice skating rink machines. one of the kids shines a flashlight in his eyes. temporarily blinded, santa claus shouts

"ARGH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! I'M SANTA CLAUS, NOT F***ING DRACULA!!!"

"Impressive. Most Impressive"

-Darth Vader

almost anything from The Godfather

I agree with coach, but almost anything from Pulp Fiction is up there.

"Charlie don't surf!!"

Was just about to say the same myself, check the imdb link for a ton of good quotes/exchanges.

Here's what I think are the most famous movie lines (not necessarily the wittiest or most poignant):

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Go ahead. Make my day.

If you build it, he will come.

There's no place like home.

May the force be with you.

What we've got here is a failure to communicate.

Be the ball.

Heeeeere's Johnny!

Hasta la vista, baby.

I coulda been a contenda.

Squeal like a pig.

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

I see dead people.

Yo, Adrian!

Luke ... I am your father.

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

I'll be back.

You can't handle the truth.

You talkin' to me?

E.T. phone home.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

That's not a knife ... That's a knife!

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley.

Rosebud.

Bond. James Bond.

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

They're heeee-ere.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

It's alive! It's alive!

Houston, we have a problem.

Is it safe?

Show me the money.

Stupid is as stupid does.

I know you are, but what am I?

Wax on. Wax off.

Anyone? Anyone?

Shane! Shane! Come back!

"this one goes to 11."

Anything from the movie tombstone that Doc Holliday said. Simply the best character ever in a motion picture!!!

sam w wrote:

"this one goes to 11."

Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

Val Kilmer wrote:

Anything from the movie tombstone that Doc Holliday said. Simply the best character ever in a motion picture!!!

You are joking, right?

But back on point, the great quote is:

i love the smell of napalm in the morning

You want to know what I think? I think you're all f***ed in the head. We're 10 hours from the f***in fun park and you all want to bail. Well I tell you...this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun.