So I'm driving to work and there is this AM radio show playing, and the host and guest are talking about water on Mars and such. They start to let the listeners call in and start yapping their conspiracy theories, and it got me to thinking. Most times you hear about someone who saw a UFO or was abducted or what have you, they usually have three teeth and live in a trailer park. So, with this cross section of the population (not a true cross section, as most of us are runners), I was just wondering: Has anyone on letsrun had a close encounter? (... and for the comedians amongst you, a "close encounter with my mom" isn't near as funny as you think it is...)