Don't do any of the above those are all stupid ideas. Follow the below directions.
1.) Buy a plane ticket you will want to fly first class it will make you feel the part.
2.) The plane ticket will be to Las Vegas Nevada.
3.) You will want to spent $10,000 per night on a luxury suite you are going to need your rest for the next part of this plan.
4.) Buy crystal meth and hard alcohol this will help you stay awake for a long period of time. It will also assist in you having the balls to do the below.
5.) You will have roughly $225,000 remaining.
a. Go to the Roulette Table put $100,000 on Green 00 if it hits you win 36/1 you make $3,600,000 if it does not shake it off.
5.) You have $125,000 remaining after the above missed opportunity.
a. The crazy slot machines at Caesars Palace in the High Limit Room off to the far right there is one $10,000 a spin yeah its a big boy. You are going to put $100,000 in and max it out that is $20,000 a spin you get 5 Spins make them count. A mixed line pays $250,000 however the Double Diamond Pays $32,000,000. Triple Diamond pays $64,000,000.
6.) If you win you will be hooked on Vegas if you lose at least you had fun. The above ideas if you lose you wont get laid looking like a crazy high roller you will just be sitting in front of your computer pissed off like some 95 year old Grandparent.