Chick just left because of what I put on...mind blown

You failed the test. Anything you want isn’t anything. If you don’t know that by now start knowing.

All she wanted was the joint.

ted_ wrote:

Comes over , we smoke a joint , lay on the couch and start cuddling . Tells me I can put on anything I want.

Since I'm a fan of murder documentaries I put on a female murder documentary and she started getting really creeped out. Idk maybe she thought I was going to murder her or something. Anyways after we finished the second joint she's just like "I ccccan't do this" and leaves

Feelsweirdman. was pretty hot too.

Imagine this: your girl comes over. You say, I'm going to order takeout, anything specific you want? She says, "whatever is fine with me." You order pickled herring, marmite toast, and chicken livers.

She leaves halfway through the meal. You're confused, because she said "whatever is fine with me." She didn't expect you to be a mind reader, but she did expect you to use some common sense. You could have ordered pizza, burgers, Chinese, Italian, indian, etc etc. You didn't have to choose something extreme: not just a documentary, but a murder documentary. Not just a murder documentary, but one focusing on the fact that the victim was a woman. If you had to watch a documentary, it could have been about fluffy animals or something. Or if it absolutely had to be about murder, at least go with tiger king.

holterskolter2 wrote:

Imagine this: your girl comes over. You say, I'm going to order takeout, anything specific you want? She says, "whatever is fine with me." You order pickled herring, marmite toast, and chicken livers.

She leaves halfway through the meal. You're confused, because she said "whatever is fine with me."

This.

Exactly how dense can you be? You’re smoking a joint at your apt and that’s what you put on to enhance the mood? Dude... get some common sense.

Just the wrong woman. My girlfriend would be into that. She watches true crime documentaries all the time about serial killers and stuff, which frankly I'm not that into.

ted_ wrote:

Comes over , we smoke a joint , lay on the couch and start cuddling . Tells me I can put on anything I want.

Since I'm a fan of murder documentaries I put on a female murder documentary and she started getting really creeped out. Idk maybe she thought I was going to murder her or something. Anyways after we finished the second joint she's just like "I ccccan't do this" and leaves

Feelsweirdman. was pretty hot too.

Paranoia is a very common side effect of cannabis.

Before she got up, did you at least lean in close and whisper, “I know how to get away with it.”

What would have been your second choice?

I once was hanging out with a troubled young woman who put on a typical front of being smart and good. She lied to me that she went to university. The third time I hung out with her, we ordered dinner and she said she had to go to her car to get something and would be back in a minute. She actually left and ghosted me then finally text back a few hours later and said something like her sister got in a car accident which I found out was a lie because I know her sister.

I was mad at this gross display of arrogance and got her back by arranging a date that she accepted somehow, then no showing without warning because she deserved that and more. She got mad of course but I said, NOW HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Anyways I feel bad for her next boyfriend/victim.

On Valentine’s Day? Child, child.

ted_ wrote:

Comes over , we smoke a joint , lay on the couch and start cuddling . Tells me I can put on anything I want.

Since I'm a fan of murder documentaries I put on a female murder documentary and she started getting really creeped out. Idk maybe she thought I was going to murder her or something. Anyways after we finished the second joint she's just like "I ccccan't do this" and leaves

Feelsweirdman. was pretty hot too.

Amateur hour.

Put on some music and “talk.”

ted_ wrote:

Comes over , we smoke a joint , lay on the couch and start cuddling . Tells me I can put on anything I want.

Since I'm a fan of murder documentaries I put on a female murder documentary and she started getting really creeped out. Idk maybe she thought I was going to murder her or something. Anyways after we finished the second joint she's just like "I ccccan't do this" and leaves

Feelsweirdman. was pretty hot too.

You're befuddled, on the grounds that she said "whatever approves of me." She didn't anticipate that you should be a telepath, yet she anticipated that you should utilize some good judgment. You might have requested pizza, burgers, Chinese, Italian, indian, and so forth and so on You didn't need to pick something extraordinary: a narrative, however a homicide narrative. A homicide narrative, however one zeroing in on the way that the casualty was a lady. On the off chance that you needed to watch a narrative, it might have been about cushy creatures or something. Or then again in the event that it totally must be about homicide, at any rate go with tiger lord.

next time take her at her word,go all in and put on the gimp suit or at very least the hockey mask ...rookie error ...

ted_ wrote:

Comes over , we smoke a joint , lay on the couch and start cuddling . Tells me I can put on anything I want.

Since I'm a fan of murder documentaries I put on a female murder documentary and she started getting really creeped out. Idk maybe she thought I was going to murder her or something. Anyways after we finished the second joint she's just like "I ccccan't do this" and leaves

Feelsweirdman. was pretty hot too.

When I saw your thread title I thought 'did this guy dress as a serial killer or something?' - but then read what you wrote and it seems like you behaved like one instead :-D

Sounds like she got out while she still could...

Mr. Bickle, is that you?

Yes I tend to agree with Weight548.

Doesn’t she know that’s the last thing a real serial killer would do?

Anyway, very stupid OP

Crazy thing is, many women are secretly (or not secretly) attracted to serial killers. That is because serial killers exhibit certain personality traits that women are attracted to. Serial killers in prison get thousands of love letters from women each year. How screwed up is that?!

I’ve noticed women love these a lot. I think there’s some kind of strange but common complex.