Not Elite you've done an excellent job of summing up the catagories here -- it was truthful yet it still made me laugh out loud. (No I'm not looking to get a date with you.)
I think "elitism" is significantly influenced by those who don't run. I was a pathetic barely-break-16 5ker (especially given how seriously I took my running.) But when I came to my senses and realized I sucked and would always suck (again in light of how seriously I took the endeavor) I became a professor and shifted my focus else where. But when working with other professors they talked of me as being an elite runner. Believe me I tried to dispell that ridiculous notion but they took it as false modesty. I, of course, wanted to say, "what in the f*** are you talking about?" but couldn't insult them in that setting in that way. I think many people just lump 13 minutes and 16 minutes together because in the rest of our lives it really is pretty close time-wise. e.g. if it takes me 16 minutes to get to work that isn't significantly different from it taking me 13 minutes. In the current era of "everybody gets a ribbon for finishing" at road races it makes it tough for even runners to distinguish between the two.