1. If you're not an Olympic trials qualifier, you should just quit.
2. Everyone faster than me is a drug cheat. Everyone slower than me is a hobby jogger and should just quit.
3. "Why does every (fill in the blank) think (fill in the blank)?" is a surprisingly effective form of trolling.
4. Adding the words "Mods don't delete" to your thread title is not effective at all.
5. Spotting a spelling/grammer error is an air-tight method of winning an argument.
6. Asking, "So what's YOUR PR?" is also air-tight.
7. There is really no need to actually run a race. Just ask letsrun to predict your time.
8. You are a troll. I am a troll. Everyone is a troll.
9. My troll rating is 0/10.
10. This post will be deleted.