Sam's Club and the Apocolypse

After gorging on all the baked goods and candy I wouldn't live very long.

Lorenzo the Magnificent wrote:

Assuming water and electricity worked, how long could a person survive locked in a Costco or Sam's alone? I'd say decades.

After they got the big screen TV hooked up with the vibrating chair, they might burn up quite a few calories watching soft porn on DVD. You factor that in?

Think about training. You could get some decent training by running laps around the inside perimeter of the store. I'm sure they vary, but I'd say a perimeter lap in my local store is close to 600 meters. I'd use that forklift to clear all the outside corners and it would be like a nice indoor track. Blast some music over the PA. You could probably get up to 800 meters if you made a figure 8 course. I'd lift like a motherfvcker too on all of that Body By Jake crap they sell.

[quote]Concrete floors wrote:

I would use the padded kitchen mats to give those concrete floors an all-weather surface.

pre841 wrote:

I would use the padded kitchen mats to give those concrete floors an all-weather surface.

Great call! I am looking forward to this.

Lorenzo the Magnificent wrote:

Assuming water and electricity worked, how long could a person survive locked in a Costco or Sam's alone? I'd say decades.

I get your premise, but think of the expiration dates. Most of the fresh stuff would go to waste after a few weeks, frozen stuff would be turning to ice blocks in a couple years and the canned stuff would start getting iffy too.

You could be in there a long time but it would be pretty gross after a while.

Fun topic Lorenzo.

so alone in Sam's alone for eternity, you would do things to get ripped instead of eating yourself fat?

Concrete floors wrote:

Think about training. You could get some decent training by running laps around the inside perimeter of the store. I'm sure they vary, but I'd say a perimeter lap in my local store is close to 600 meters. I'd use that forklift to clear all the outside corners and it would be like a nice indoor track. Blast some music over the PA. You could probably get up to 800 meters if you made a figure 8 course. I'd lift like a motherfvcker too on all of that Body By Jake crap they sell.

wow, like... wrote:

so alone in Sam's alone for eternity, you would do things to get ripped instead of eating yourself fat?

I'd be getting shape for when the zombies came looking for my brain.

This brings up another topic. Costco does not sell guns, but I think Sams does. Make mine Sams Club.

[quote]wow, like... wrote:

so alone in Sam's alone for eternity, you would do things to get ripped instead of eating yourself fat?

No, you could experiment with all sorts of diets. One month go Atkins, another month go all carbs, another month go gluten free, etc. You'd want to time it just right though, because right now my Costco has the best mattresses in stock. I'd put one of those way up in the rafters like in Employee of the Month.

Things I currently love at Costco that I would be sad to get tired of:

Nutella

Polish Dogs

Peppermint Bark