JAIL: Jumping Jacks = how many miles?

We went down and saw NWR this weekend. We had to talk on a phone that did a video link between me and NWR. He was pretty depressed and did not talk much. He did say that one of the people in his pod is a friend from high school. He is in for burglary of a liquor store and is in the process of getting his probation revoked because of the new charges.

NWR has been reading pretty much all day and doing situps, pushups etc...lots of core work.

He says it is pretty dull and that on Friday there was a fight over the TV with some guys wanting to watch BET or something and the others wanting to watch Nick at Night. I kid you not. Anyway there was a fight and the TV has been pulled for a few days. He hopes it comes back soon since there is nothing to do.

The people he is with are pretty bad, one guy is in for a murder that he did not commit and the murder happened when the guy he was with accidently shot a guy during a robbery and they are saying it was his fault even though he did not pull the trigger.

He is pretty upset and glad to see me. He almost looked like he was crying, but mostly just upset. His parents had not visited and he thinnks they will not visit.

He told me not to say why he is locked up. Truth is it is pretty stupid and not that bad in the big scheme of things.

Im not praying for that sick f***, he sucked off a retarded dude!!!! you gotta be f***ing kidding me!!!! I hope he gets poked hard right in the stinker that sadistick son of a b****. I hate him....and did I mention that he stinks!!!!

I wonder if it is a "pound me in the ass" prison? I hope you gave you some vasoline for that dude bubba?!

If this guy is really sorry about what he did and wants to turn his life around, he ought to fess up to his crime here. This whole keeping the crime a secret thing makes me think he is only sorry that he got caught, not sorry for what he did. I bet after he gets out of prison he will resume his criminal ways.

suck up to it you idiot. You violated the law now you're going to suck at running. Nothing you can do will replace running now.

Yeah yeah ohh so funny with the bum jokes

give the guy a chance !!

keep your attitude positive and do what you can in there

don't quit

pete

The only people I feel sorry for in jail or prison are the wrongly accused. You got yourself in there, the only thing you can do is serve the time and learn from your mistakes.

I don't feel sorry for anyone in jail. they got there for a reason. very few are actually wrongly accused. Suck it up b**** cause you're going to be there for awhile. Go do you gay jumpin jack s*** and watch your ass get drilled by some black guy with a 10 in cock!

can't we have a moderator delete the 20 repeat ass jokes. It's exhuasting trying to read this thread (which, fake or not, is interesting) but having to skim every other post.

I personally enjoy the jokes. Keep them coming people. =)

Randy wrote:

I don't feel sorry for anyone in jail. they got there for a reason. very few are actually wrongly accused. Suck it up b**** cause you're going to be there for awhile. Go do you gay jumpin jack s*** and watch your ass get drilled by some black guy with a 10 in cock!

You don't know what the guy did. But, if you truly believe that EVERYONE in prison deserves this fate, you really are not a FAIR person. So, someone who smokes a bit of pot but does NO harm to any other member of society deserves to get gang raped in prison??

Meanwhile you have these corporate criminals who have ruined the lives of thousands who rarely even serve time, and if they do it's usually at some plush minimum security place.

What ever happened to let the punishment fit the crime?

that anyone believes that this dude is actually in jail and his jail roomate logged in to letsrun just to inform everyone about his 'progress.' My theory = original poster has actually been grounded by his mom.....kind of a "Where the Wild Things Are" fantasy.

Nice role playing though... well done....

robbed a liquor store egh?? now assuming he was after the alcohol, that is a true crime of passion.

I BET HE GETS POUNDED IN THE ASS REAL HARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Like I said earlier...here is the best advice about prison (taken from office space)

"My best advice to you is on the first day, kick someone's ass, or become someone's b****." - The Black Lawyer dude telling Samir and Michael Bolton about life on "the inside"

I'd have to agree with him. If you could get your friend wepaons of some kind, perhaps he will stand a better chance against the brutal rapings. Good luck to him

Funny... wrote:

that anyone believes that this dude is actually in jail and his jail roomate logged in to letsrun just to inform everyone about his 'progress.' My theory = original poster has actually been grounded by his mom.....kind of a "Where the Wild Things Are" fantasy.

Nice role playing though... well done....

My guess is they are a couple college runners who live in a house/dorm and one guy got in trouble. They both post here and talk, like roomates do.

If this guy were a troll he would be telling some wild story about how he got in trouble. A good troll has more of a story to tell. He has not said anything about it.

My bet is it is true and the guy got in trouble for some stupid thing which pissed off his parents. He probably got drunk, isn't alcohol always involved, and did some thing he is ashamed of. I also bet it is not too bad, just stupid.

It cannot be too bad since he only got 3 months in a jail.

On another subject, to all the gay rape posters, you take what is a mildly interesting thread (which would be more interesting if we knew why he was in trouble) and keep telling the same stupid joke. It was not funny the 1st time and certainly was not funny the last 50 times. At least be original.

Randy wrote:

I don't feel sorry for anyone in jail. they got there for a reason. very few are actually wrongly accused. Suck it up b**** cause you're going to be there for awhile. Go do you gay jumpin jack s*** and watch your ass get drilled by some black guy with a 10 in cock!

Reading your post, you'd almost think someone asked, or gave a s***, what your thoughts were.

Detective Ruff wrote:

ARE YOU THE S.O.B. 16 YEAR OLD WHO THREW STUFF AT OUR FRIEND ASSAULTEDRUNNER?

I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU LITTLE PIECE OF POO!

I'm not. I'd never throw anything at a fellow runner.

Why does everyone assume that this guy is going to be raped by the other inmates? The smart money says that this runner guy will be the one doing the raping. It's probably what got him in there in the first place.

On a related note, does anyone else think it's funny that if some guy is convicted of raping another man, they would send him to prison? That's like a reward.