Rupp is struggling....

Word on the street is that Rupp is burned out on running and wants to follow in Usain Bolt's shoes to try soccer. NIKE is looking to put together a Harlem Globetrotter type of team but for soccer. You heard it here moments from now.

S.O.W.P.

Rupture prostate wrote:

Heard from a bro that Rupp isn’t not responding well to rehab.

He’s toast.

Thanks for the info Chris Derrick.

Bob Washington wrote:

Rupture prostate wrote:

Heard from a bro that Rupp isn’t not responding well to rehab.

He’s toast.

I can’t believe no one pointed this out yet. “Isn’t not” is a double negative. Therefore, rupp is responding to rehab well. Maybe the OP did that on purpose, or we’re all just dumb. Hopefully I didn’t have any typos in there lol, otherwise I’d get roasted right back.

Comma after hopefully.

The use of ‘lol’.

Rupp isn’t ‘rupp’.

Should I continue?

LoneStarXC wrote:

Bravey wrote:

Rumor has it he's working with Alexi Pappas to come up with a social media strategy and learn poetry.

You heard it hear fist.

Rupp’s poetry collboration with Pappas:

“My ankle is toast.

But I am a bravey,

I don’t mean to boast.

I’m also patient, like a pickle.”

My leggies are tiny like a broomstick

Therefore D1 runners I can't lick

women won't ever want me

because they are braver than thee

Poor grammar wrote:

Comma after hopefully.

The use of ‘lol’.

Rupp isn’t ‘rupp’.

Should I continue?

Your poem sucks.

If he is toast, you dudes are about to get a taste of what it was like to be an American track fan in 2003. Sweet dreams.

Rupture prostate wrote:

Heard from a bro that Rupp isn’t not responding well to rehab.

He’s toast.

I heard he has piles too.

I heard he is toast, but he put avacado on it so he is fine.

Devil Dog wrote:

If he is toast, you dudes are about to get a taste of what it was like to be an American track fan in 2003. Sweet dreams.

For real. The whiny Americans took down NOP, and now on the men's side I think there is no one but Kenyans imported under the USKRFTA (US-Kenya Running Free Trade Agreement). That's right, I'm saying Centro is done because he needed the social energy and guidance of NOP.

lkjkj wrote:

Heard he's already up to 80 mi/ week on Alter G at 45% body weight.

Heard he is already in vibrams running 10 miles a day on broken syringes and glass. Expect great things.

dont go breaking my heart

Devil Dog wrote:

If he is toast, you dudes are about to get a taste of what it was like to be an American track fan in 2003. Sweet dreams.

The next Alan Webb will hit the top elite scene within a year? Who is it?

He’s fine! Rupp has not even raced and people still talk about him on letsrun. You guys just miss him.