Anyone else have a wife that is too hot?

My ex-wife was hot and guys were always staring at her. The far bigger problem, though, was her personality.

How does your wife deal with the fact that when the two of you are out in public, all you do is check out every guy in the area.? It sounds like this has been an issue throughout your relationship. Have you asked yourself why you are staring at all the men staring at her instead you just staring and admiring her yourself?

Oftentimes I subconsciously find myself checking out the ladies. It's a male reflex given to me by Mother Nature.

I must have unintentionally offended you when I ran into you and your wife at the grocery store. Perhaps I should try to reduce my testosterone levels because it is not good to be a man with a sex drive in today's #MeToo society.

Maybe they star at her because she’s fat.

If she is even half as hot as you say, she is definitely going to cheat on your because you are a little p()ssy.

Yeah those hot flashes are noticeable to all

The "my person" thing is not actually sexist. The usage is based on the notion that there's one person out there who completely "gets" you and vice versa. It may in fact be a platonic same sex person, but if it's someone you actually have a strong sexual attraction to, well, then cool for you. I've only seen "my person" used on a TV show, not in real life, because in real life, it would be a bit creepy, wouldn't it?

When a woman refers to her significant other as "my man," that must be extremely sexist.

When a dog owner refers to his pet as "my dog," that must be extremely humanist.

When a runner refers to the spinach on his dinner plate as "my spinach," that must be extremely insulting to plants.

Me thinks OP doth protest too much...

Do you find your gaze going from their face down to their crotch?

Is your wife too hot or is she a “hot wife”?

No. But my diamond shoes are a little too tight, now that I think about it.

Being in SoCal, you are likely surrounded by Mexican guys. They do this stuff because they are taught from birth to be macho, or else they would be mistaken for being gay.

My wife is very attractive, about 5 years younger than me, and earns three times what I earn in a year. She is hit on and ogled at the gym and at her job (she's even had a female patient or two hit on her). Runners in general age well. As long as the foundations of your relationship is sound, then you have nothing to worry about.

joedirt wrote:

My wife is very attractive, about 5 years younger than me, and earns three times what I earn in a year. She is hit on and ogled at the gym and at her job (she's even had a female patient or two hit on her). Runners in general age well. As long as the foundations of your relationship is sound, then you have nothing to worry about.

Don't kid yourself, loser. She is banging other doctors all day. You are a beta and no real women want a beta.

Yep. Both of them.

Tired of your hot wife? Maybe you'd prefer ugly men? Is there a YMCA near you?

SoCal Problems wrote:

Does anyone else deal with this or have any of you intentially (by choice) married/dated someone less attractive so you don’t have to constantly deal with this madness? I mean I even catch my own friends staring at her inappropriately during backyard parties. She is my wife and these are my friends! Ahh!

The # of people who have this problem is dwarfed by the # of people who have been struck by lightning.

rojo wrote:

SoCal Problems wrote:

She is my person but just happens to be one of the most sexually hot women on this earth.

My person? You sound sexist as hell.

No Rojo, it’s a Gray’s Anatomy reference. I swear my knowing this involves a long hospital stay before Netflix when a friend brought 3 seasons’ worth to help pass the time. In my defense, they had me seriously doped up.

so not using my normal handle for this wrote:

rojo wrote:

My person? You sound sexist as hell.

No Rojo, it’s a Gray’s Anatomy reference. I swear my knowing this involves a long hospital stay before Netflix when a friend brought 3 seasons’ worth to help pass the time. In my defense, they had me seriously doped up.

You made me google this. I just watched a 2 minute YouTube montage about #myperson. Thankfully you are a woman, otherwise your hospital stay excuse would not be good enough. That was really very awful. You have a shlt friend for doing that to you.

Shallow Hal, welcome to LRC!