Fliring in the digital age
Fliring in the digital age
This happens to me all the time. I'm getting so annoyed these days. I just lose my patients with girls now. I have got some numbers from girls I've literally met at the club. I talk to some of them. Sometimes they hug me at the end of the night and give me there numbers and tell me they will be in touch.
Last weekend was the worst incident. I went up to the nicest girl I could see in the club. She had ordered a coke zero and Wild Turkey in the barman. I introduced myself by saying something witty. I see your drinking zero, is that because you think your fat, because your not? Evan the barman was laughing his head of, as well as her friends and about 10 other people in the vicinity who happened to over here us. She then laughed. I'm Billy, nice to meet you. I'm Sharlene. She shook my hand. I like Wild Turkey too, I often think I'm Bekele when I've had too much of that stuff. She laughed, hehe you can be who you want to be.
Then I had to go to the toilet and it took me ages to find her again afterwards. I eventually saw her leaving and asked for her number. She said oh cool and hugged me too. Her friends were still laughing, probably from my witty introduction.
I was hoping to see her again but that never happened. It is a sad ending. Bare with me. Brb.
People do stupid things when they are drunk that they later regret. You are that regret. That, or they gave you the number for a Chinese restaurant.
So to finish that incident, I went home excited with my new number. As I walked home, I just stared longingly at the number saved on my phone. I couldn't wait to message her. When I got to my bed, I just sent her a friendly goodnight: "Hey Sharlene. It was cool meeting you tonight. I really enjoyed the night, especially meeting you. I can't wait to see you again. Goodnight, don't let the bedbugs bite".
Her: NO REPLY
Me next morning: "Hey hope you had a good night's sleep Sharlene. I didn't get much sleep because you were running through my mind all night. How are you? Any plans today? I'm just off for a training run now. 5 interval 1,000s. Wish me luck."
Me after run: "Hi Sharlene. I'm glad that's over. It was a tough one today. How are you? I'm free for the rest of the day if you want to meet up for a coffee".
Finally a reply from her that evening: "Hey who is this again, hehe".
I reply: It's Billy from the club last night, remember me, we had a great night. I just wanted to thank you for such good company. You seem really nice. I want to get to know you more. Would you go for a coffee with me tomorrow?
Later that night she replies: Oooo xx nice to meet you hunny. I might see you after work if I can.
My reply: Oh cool xxx. I would love that. I hope you have a good day at work. Where do you work and I can meet you when you finish? Do you like your job? I can't wait to see you. The club was so cool. We should also go back there soon. I will see you after your work tomorrow. Just tell me what time suits you.
I didn't get any more replies. I sent her plenty of messages throughout the week, but she just ignored me. I just wanted her to know I was thinking of her and that I'm interested, and not just looking for a one nighter.
My last message came up on my phone as undeliverable, so either she has blocked me now or gone away out of the country(she mentioned she was planning a trip to France).
Message: I guess you are probably busy with things been so important. Well fuk of then and do what you want. You were never interested in me. I could of made you happy. You have just stringed me along and wasted my time. You are not nice at all. I don't care anymore. You can do what you want. You will never be successful like Bekele.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Why don't people want to meet me. I send nice friendly messages but they brush them off and I get angry.
see ya k wrote:
wersdg wrote:
See, some guys would handle a "Nah, not interested" perfectly fine, while others would not (see: the entire red pill/incel movement). Those who would not are the reason many girls don't want to be that direct.
Having negative attititudes towards women can be very successful as far as getting sex is concerned, and incels don't approach women anyways. Try researching a topic before posting about it.
Found the incel...
see ya k wrote:
Having negative attititudes towards women can be very successful as far as getting sex is concerned, and incels don't approach women anyways. Try researching a topic before posting about it.
Uh, yeah, that would work for someone who is damaged... Is the point merely to have sex or is it to get to know a woman first?
Note: Incels definitely approach women, they just do it very poorly. Sounds like you have experience with that.
It's been a while since I've been single but when this happened I eventually assumed that I'd write it off as a fake number scenario.
Eventually I started adopting the "test text" remedy as soon as they'd give me the number, so I could embarrass them on the spot. I had a pretty good success rate though and hardly got to embarrass them lol. Good times.
Banana Bread wrote:
So to finish that incident, I went home excited with my new number. As I walked home, I just stared longingly at the number saved on my phone. I couldn't wait to message her. When I got to my bed, I just sent her a friendly goodnight: "Hey Sharlene. It was cool meeting you tonight. I really enjoyed the night, especially meeting you. I can't wait to see you again. Goodnight, don't let the bedbugs bite".
Her: NO REPLY
Me next morning: "Hey hope you had a good night's sleep Sharlene. I didn't get much sleep because you were running through my mind all night. How are you? Any plans today? I'm just off for a training run now. 5 interval 1,000s. Wish me luck."
Me after run: "Hi Sharlene. I'm glad that's over. It was a tough one today. How are you? I'm free for the rest of the day if you want to meet up for a coffee".
Finally a reply from her that evening: "Hey who is this again, hehe".
I reply: It's Billy from the club last night, remember me, we had a great night. I just wanted to thank you for such good company. You seem really nice. I want to get to know you more. Would you go for a coffee with me tomorrow?
Later that night she replies: Oooo xx nice to meet you hunny. I might see you after work if I can.
My reply: Oh cool xxx. I would love that. I hope you have a good day at work. Where do you work and I can meet you when you finish? Do you like your job? I can't wait to see you. The club was so cool. We should also go back there soon. I will see you after your work tomorrow. Just tell me what time suits you.
I didn't get any more replies. I sent her plenty of messages throughout the week, but she just ignored me. I just wanted her to know I was thinking of her and that I'm interested, and not just looking for a one nighter.
My last message came up on my phone as undeliverable, so either she has blocked me now or gone away out of the country(she mentioned she was planning a trip to France).
Message: I guess you are probably busy with things been so important. Well fuk of then and do what you want. You were never interested in me. I could of made you happy. You have just stringed me along and wasted my time. You are not nice at all. I don't care anymore. You can do what you want. You will never be successful like Bekele.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Why don't people want to meet me. I send nice friendly messages but they brush them off and I get angry.
Calling fake on this (what woman under 40 is named Sharlene?), but what does it matter anyway. I'll give you some advice: the deal isn't closed until you go home with them. That's it. Anything less than that, a petty number, etc, just write it off as a loss and move on.
Ironically when you move on, that's when women want you most. You text too much. Let her chase you a bit, and if she doesn't chase you within a week, guess what, you've already got another 2 or 3 women who are chasing you BECAUSE YOU'VE MOVED ON. Get it? ?
I should charge money for this stuff.
Live to run wrote:
Banana Bread wrote:
So to finish that incident, I went home excited with my new number. As I walked home, I just stared longingly at the number saved on my phone. I couldn't wait to message her. When I got to my bed, I just sent her a friendly goodnight: "Hey Sharlene. It was cool meeting you tonight. I really enjoyed the night, especially meeting you. I can't wait to see you again. Goodnight, don't let the bedbugs bite".
Her: NO REPLY
Me next morning: "Hey hope you had a good night's sleep Sharlene. I didn't get much sleep because you were running through my mind all night. How are you? Any plans today? I'm just off for a training run now. 5 interval 1,000s. Wish me luck."
Me after run: "Hi Sharlene. I'm glad that's over. It was a tough one today. How are you? I'm free for the rest of the day if you want to meet up for a coffee".
Finally a reply from her that evening: "Hey who is this again, hehe".
I reply: It's Billy from the club last night, remember me, we had a great night. I just wanted to thank you for such good company. You seem really nice. I want to get to know you more. Would you go for a coffee with me tomorrow?
Later that night she replies: Oooo xx nice to meet you hunny. I might see you after work if I can.
My reply: Oh cool xxx. I would love that. I hope you have a good day at work. Where do you work and I can meet you when you finish? Do you like your job? I can't wait to see you. The club was so cool. We should also go back there soon. I will see you after your work tomorrow. Just tell me what time suits you.
I didn't get any more replies. I sent her plenty of messages throughout the week, but she just ignored me. I just wanted her to know I was thinking of her and that I'm interested, and not just looking for a one nighter.
My last message came up on my phone as undeliverable, so either she has blocked me now or gone away out of the country(she mentioned she was planning a trip to France).
Message: I guess you are probably busy with things been so important. Well fuk of then and do what you want. You were never interested in me. I could of made you happy. You have just stringed me along and wasted my time. You are not nice at all. I don't care anymore. You can do what you want. You will never be successful like Bekele.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Why don't people want to meet me. I send nice friendly messages but they brush them off and I get angry.
Calling fake on this (what woman under 40 is named Sharlene?), but what does it matter anyway. I'll give you some advice: the deal isn't closed until you go home with them. That's it. Anything less than that, a petty number, etc, just write it off as a loss and move on.
Ironically when you move on, that's when women want you most. You text too much. Let her chase you a bit, and if she doesn't chase you within a week, guess what, you've already got another 2 or 3 women who are chasing you BECAUSE YOU'VE MOVED ON. Get it? ?
I should charge money for this stuff.
There are literally plenty of Sharlene's where I live. I for one think it is to promiscuous to go home with them as soon as you meet them. Lot's of times the girls do hug me when they say goodbye at the club, so that contact must mean something. Maybe when I left the club I should have told her I'm going trekking in Ethiopia, and am going to stay in Bekele's hotel, and do some training with him. I'll tell her I will see her when I get back. If that doesn't make a girl interested and excited in you, nothing will.
Banana Bread wrote:
So to finish that incident, I went home excited with my new number. As I walked home, I just stared longingly at the number saved on my phone. I couldn't wait to message her. When I got to my bed, I just sent her a friendly goodnight: "Hey Sharlene. It was cool meeting you tonight. I really enjoyed the night, especially meeting you. I can't wait to see you again. Goodnight, don't let the bedbugs bite".
Her: NO REPLY
Me next morning: "Hey hope you had a good night's sleep Sharlene. I didn't get much sleep because you were running through my mind all night. How are you? Any plans today? I'm just off for a training run now. 5 interval 1,000s. Wish me luck."
Me after run: "Hi Sharlene. I'm glad that's over. It was a tough one today. How are you? I'm free for the rest of the day if you want to meet up for a coffee".
Finally a reply from her that evening: "Hey who is this again, hehe".
I reply: It's Billy from the club last night, remember me, we had a great night. I just wanted to thank you for such good company. You seem really nice. I want to get to know you more. Would you go for a coffee with me tomorrow?
Later that night she replies: Oooo xx nice to meet you hunny. I might see you after work if I can.
My reply: Oh cool xxx. I would love that. I hope you have a good day at work. Where do you work and I can meet you when you finish? Do you like your job? I can't wait to see you. The club was so cool. We should also go back there soon. I will see you after your work tomorrow. Just tell me what time suits you.
I didn't get any more replies. I sent her plenty of messages throughout the week, but she just ignored me. I just wanted her to know I was thinking of her and that I'm interested, and not just looking for a one nighter.
My last message came up on my phone as undeliverable, so either she has blocked me now or gone away out of the country(she mentioned she was planning a trip to France).
Message: I guess you are probably busy with things been so important. Well fuk of then and do what you want. You were never interested in me. I could of made you happy. You have just stringed me along and wasted my time. You are not nice at all. I don't care anymore. You can do what you want. You will never be successful like Bekele.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Why don't people want to meet me. I send nice friendly messages but they brush them off and I get angry.
I hope this is a joke. The online in your first text about the bed bugs is horrific. Then you proceed to text her about your every move. It’s as bad as the serial Facebook posters. You need to relax and stop being so obsessive about girls. But your pathetic bahavipr is entertaining to the rest of us .
Wow, those two posts might have been Peak Banana Bread. Keep up the good work, but those will be tough to top.
BTW- You should have called Sharlene Saline - it would have been LOL funny and reminded everyone of Saline Flanagan
Ok, keep on doing you. But club girls go home with the alpha. If you want a nice girl, focus on cafes or running groups.
Live to run wrote:
Calling fake on this (what woman under 40 is named Sharlene?
Wow, nothing gets past you, buddy!
Charles L wrote:
Banana Bread wrote:
So to finish that incident, I went home excited with my new number. As I walked home, I just stared longingly at the number saved on my phone. I couldn't wait to message her. When I got to my bed, I just sent her a friendly goodnight: "Hey Sharlene. It was cool meeting you tonight. I really enjoyed the night, especially meeting you. I can't wait to see you again. Goodnight, don't let the bedbugs bite".
Her: NO REPLY
Me next morning: "Hey hope you had a good night's sleep Sharlene. I didn't get much sleep because you were running through my mind all night. How are you? Any plans today? I'm just off for a training run now. 5 interval 1,000s. Wish me luck."
Me after run: "Hi Sharlene. I'm glad that's over. It was a tough one today. How are you? I'm free for the rest of the day if you want to meet up for a coffee".
Finally a reply from her that evening: "Hey who is this again, hehe".
I reply: It's Billy from the club last night, remember me, we had a great night. I just wanted to thank you for such good company. You seem really nice. I want to get to know you more. Would you go for a coffee with me tomorrow?
Later that night she replies: Oooo xx nice to meet you hunny. I might see you after work if I can.
My reply: Oh cool xxx. I would love that. I hope you have a good day at work. Where do you work and I can meet you when you finish? Do you like your job? I can't wait to see you. The club was so cool. We should also go back there soon. I will see you after your work tomorrow. Just tell me what time suits you.
I didn't get any more replies. I sent her plenty of messages throughout the week, but she just ignored me. I just wanted her to know I was thinking of her and that I'm interested, and not just looking for a one nighter.
My last message came up on my phone as undeliverable, so either she has blocked me now or gone away out of the country(she mentioned she was planning a trip to France).
Message: I guess you are probably busy with things been so important. Well fuk of then and do what you want. You were never interested in me. I could of made you happy. You have just stringed me along and wasted my time. You are not nice at all. I don't care anymore. You can do what you want. You will never be successful like Bekele.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Why don't people want to meet me. I send nice friendly messages but they brush them off and I get angry.
I hope this is a joke. The online in your first text about the bed bugs is horrific. Then you proceed to text her about your every move. It’s as bad as the serial Facebook posters. You need to relax and stop being so obsessive about girls. But your pathetic bahavipr is entertaining to the rest of us .
First to the poster saying peak banana bread I don't know if that is an insult or compliment. But to Charles L, I have something to tell you, I got another number on the weekend. I was in my village club. I went up to a girl and said she has nice sleeves(compliment). We ended up having a good chat for most of the night. She said I am the nicest and most sweet guy ever, and that her ex could learn a lot from me(she left an ex a few weeks ago), and that she wishes all guys were like me. At the end of the night when I left with her number, she hugged me for 10 seconds(I take that as a positive indication).
I texted her when I was back home and in bed:
"Hey Daisy, I hope you enjoyed your night. Your ex must be the biggest idiot in the world for leaving you. I really enjoyed talking to you tonight. You are great. I can't wait to see you again. Have a good night's sleep. Don't let the bed bugs bite".
She replied to me in the morning, proving that my bed bugs comment isn't bad.
"Hehe, thanks Billy. You are a great listener. I wish my ex was like you. No bed bugs to worry about. That jerk isn't around to bother me anymore. I'm through with him".
I replied:
"That is great to here. You deserve better then him. I think any guy would be the luckiest guy to be with you. I was thinking we could meet for coffee today. Where and what time would suit you best?".
She got back to me a few minutes afterwards:
"Ooo you are too cute. All girls must love you. I'm at work at the moment but I'll call you when I get a chance. Coffee sounds sweet hun xxx".
I replied a short while ago:
"Sure have a good day at work. I can't wait to see you afterwards. What do you do? We never discussed that. You must be great to work with. Your company are lucky to have you."
So letsrun, my luck looks like it has turned. I feel like Bekele right now.
This thread could also be titled ‘Men whom you give your number to but never call.’
Banana Bread wrote:
This happens to me all the time. I'm getting so annoyed these days. I just lose my patients with girls now. I have got some numbers from girls I've literally met at the club. I talk to some of them. Sometimes they hug me at the end of the night and give me there numbers and tell me they will be in touch.
Last weekend was the worst incident. I went up to the nicest girl I could see in the club. She had ordered a coke zero and Wild Turkey in the barman. I introduced myself by saying something witty. I see your drinking zero, is that because you think your fat, because your not? Evan the barman was laughing his head of, as well as her friends and about 10 other people in the vicinity who happened to over here us. She then laughed. I'm Billy, nice to meet you. I'm Sharlene. She shook my hand. I like Wild Turkey too, I often think I'm Bekele when I've had too much of that stuff. She laughed, hehe you can be who you want to be.
Then I had to go to the toilet and it took me ages to find her again afterwards. I eventually saw her leaving and asked for her number. She said oh cool and hugged me too. Her friends were still laughing, probably from my witty introduction.
I was hoping to see her again but that never happened. It is a sad ending. Bare with me. Brb.
Your spelling is the issue.
patients = patience
there number - their number
You can say what you want but I think this weekend was successful. I'm counting down the minutes until this girl finishes work. Looking forward to her call. I've had the phone in front of me the whole time, and have spent the morning rehearsing what our conversation will be.
Well fukk the clubs I've had enough of them. I waited all day by the phone at home, so this girl would call me after she finished her work. No damn replies evan. I literally found her on linkedin, so could see where she worked. I then looked up the address of the place so I could go and surprise her when she was leaving and we could go for coffee. It turned out that her work wasn't evan open yesterday.
She got back to me when I was been called for dinner. "Hey I'd love to meet. Am exhausted after today, could we reschedule hun".
I replied: "I'm actually not bothered seen you anymore. I have literally met a nice Ethiophian girl. I don't go out with liars. Goodbye forever".
I was hoping she would feel bad and get back trying to apologise but I guess there isn't any desency in this world.
bro, your novels are boring, and long