Stunning modesty in young guys @ local gym locker room

Not only are you looking, but you're also timing them. No wonder they're so shy. Maybe you should leave a note in their locker, like it's high school, instead

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Not only are you looking, but you're also timing them. No wonder they're so shy. Maybe you should leave a note in their locker, like it's high school, instead

No kidding their gaydar was probably going off because the creepy old dude was trying to sneak a peak.

Thoughts wrote:

.......... wrote:

Not only are you looking, but you're also timing them. No wonder they're so shy. Maybe you should leave a note in their locker, like it's high school, instead

No kidding their gaydar was probably going off because the creepy old dude was trying to sneak a peak.

Let's get one thing perfectly clear.

I am not gay.

I've never been gay.

Quite fankly, I don't have a gay bone in me.

Old skool wrote:

Thoughts wrote:

No kidding their gaydar was probably going off because the creepy old dude was trying to sneak a peak.

Let's get one thing perfectly clear.

I am not gay.

I've never been gay.

Quite fankly, I don't have a gay bone in me.

Not yet you dont

-upset that younger generations won't expose themselves in locker rooms

-has to reassure everyone that he didn't look on purpose

-only takes one minute to change but is in the locker room for at least 5

-repeats "I'm not gay" three times just to say that he's straight

Who are you trying to convince? Us?... Or yourself? It's 2018 man, you don't have to be afraid anymore.

No, but you'd love to have a gay bon er in you..and that's their reason for changing that way.

Until tonight wrote:

Old skool wrote:

Let's get one thing perfectly clear.

I am not gay.

I've never been gay.

Quite fankly, I don't have a gay bone in me.

Not yet you dont

Let me explain. My locker is at the end of a long narrow row. To get to my locker I have to either brush by guys changing, or politely wait. While politely waiting is when I notice this absurd paranoid modesty.

Is as innocent as that. Hope I have clarified.

Prior generations grew up with smaller locker rooms and less privacy

Old skool wrote:

Until tonight wrote:

Not yet you dont

Let me explain. My locker is at the end of a long narrow row. To get to my locker I have to either brush by guys changing, or politely wait. While politely waiting is when I notice this absurd paranoid modesty.

Is as innocent as that. Hope I have clarified.

Until tonight wrote:

Old skool wrote:

Let's get one thing perfectly clear.

I am not gay.

I've never been gay.

Quite fankly, I don't have a gay bone in me.

Not yet you dont

You win

I have noticed this too and unfortunately the other extreme of an old guy in the showers on the way out to the pool bent over and prying his ass cheeks apart to get a more precise jet of water from the shower.

There could be a happy medium I think.

This isn’t one of the gayest things I’ve ever read on letsrun.

And I’m gay and I go to one of the cruisest, gayest gyms in the city (straight people go too; I seen Malcom gladwell all the time)

This happens because most men of this generation have never been in a real locker room setting. Kids no longer use the group showers in their high school locker rooms.

Most college athletes still do, so about the only young men who ever become comfortable with male nudity are college athletes.

Old skool wrote:

When did young guys get so modest in gym locker rooms that they could rival Houdini in changing clothes without any exposure whatsoever. Not that I am purposely looking, or anything.

A function that should take 1 minute takes them 5. What gives, brotein?

Pretty sure if the FBI checked your computer at home they’d find nude pictures of underage males. Make sure they have a warrant when they come knocking.

Hope the FBI doesn’t see this wrote:

Old skool wrote:

When did young guys get so modest in gym locker rooms that they could rival Houdini in changing clothes without any exposure whatsoever. Not that I am purposely looking, or anything.

A function that should take 1 minute takes them 5. What gives, brotein?

Pretty sure if the FBI checked your computer at home they’d find nude pictures of underage males. Make sure they have a warrant when they come knocking.

In which case he ends up doing 8-10 in the Pen.

And finally gets "...a gay bone in me".

This.

I use a 'Sports Club' chain gym and I'm always wondering if these other guys have ever used a locker room before. You get the guys who use a whole bench as their personal changing table. The guys who chooses the locker right below yours when there are dozens of open lockers to choose from. Yes, even the 'modest' guys who bring all their stuff into the shower stall with them. Go figure.

My fitness center has personal bathroom/showers.