I want the Government to educate my kids.
I want the government to provide my medical care.
I want the government to support me financially in retirement.
I want the government to license everyone I trade with. I want the government to dictate the educational requirements to become a teacher, lawyer, doctor, engineer, florist etc...because nobody knows better than the government.
I want the government to tell me what substances I can put in my own body.
If I’m dying of a terminal illness and there is a n experimental drug that might save my life, I want the government to stop me from getting it so I can die safely.
I want the government to give healthy eating and exercise recommendations like the USADA Food Guide Pyramid...because 6-12 servings of grains turned out to be such a pearl of wisdom and unequivocal proof of what amazing super experts the people who work for the government are.
I want the government to say how much reserves banks keep on hand so that I can go through life without paying any attention to where I put my money.
I want the government to do all this for me because I am an idiot who couldn’t find my own ass if I had a big red arrow pointing to it and an Indian guide leading me by the hand.
I am a liberal.