BEst Way to Ask a girl to prom?

Is this girl somoene you're already close with? Have you gone out? What do you think your chances are of her saying yes?

Giving flowers and getting rejected can lead to a lifetime of pain.

fastwomen wrote:

don't waste your money? you are a loser.

anyway, the flower is a cute idea, its romantic, you'll both have a story to tell....prom is a once (or a few times) in a lifetime event, why not make it more memorable. she'll be flattered that you were so thoughtful and the flower will make her feel special. i also recommend not listening to any of the advice of these loser guys on letsrun who can't get laid. have fun at your prom!

Proms are retarded and cost these kids a fortune. I went to both junior and senior proms in HS and when I look back (something I rarely do) I DO NOT think of either prom as a memorable event. If the HS prom indeed becomes a memorable event in someone's life, then they truly have led a pathetic life. Go to the prom, fine, but don't get swept up in all the bullshit of it.

And I get laid plenty sweetie. So much it would make your head spin.

Prom is dumb. Don't go. Take her somewhere else. Anywhere but prom. Maybe you should build her a cake or something.

Is it a student. If it is I think you might get arrested.

ike wrote:

BEst Way to Ask a girl to make porn?

4 easy words:

I've got some blow!

After prom bowling and beer

def. give her your credit card....although its prolly ur mom's card. then she'll buy her dress, shoes etc. and then MAYBE she'll go with you. But seriously, are you good looking? try to gage if you two are in the same league or not. if you're a rung lower, i'd say don't even bother.

skanks from the arcade don't count

Walk up and say "I am giving you the chance of a lifetime. I will allow you to goto Prom with me,(insert name here), the man, the myth, and the legend is in the pants. Play your cards right and you might get to meet him too."

If a girl says no after that she is a dumb slut anyway.

My last girlfriend came up to me after a show and said" I just had to come tell you you're really pretty", if that line can get a guy, I'm sure it can pull a girl.

assert wrote:

Furthermore-you have 2 days left??? WTF? You should have asked her weeks ago.

you are so stupid. did you think everyone has prom on the same day!?!?!? hahahahahahahaha

you might be a redneck if....

brettman10k wrote:

After prom bowling and beer

I suggest parachuting from the sky, dressed as Darth Vader, during the middle of practice. As the team cowers, you proclaim: "[name], come to prom with me. It is your Destiny". Works every time.

Politely

Try this:

You say to her, "So what dress are you going to wear when we go to the Prom next month?"

Tell her you're having an affair with her mother, and prom will be a chance to see if she's as good in bed as her mom is.

Johnny Cockran wrote:

When in doubt, (I) whip it out.

Got me a rock n' roll band, it's a free for all.

the real question is: are you in her league?

Build her a cake.

If there are two days until prom and you have not yet asked your chosen, you have a difficult time accepting rejection, but that is okay--here is how it works:

Call her tonight and ask her out politely. She will say I already have a date (whether she has one or not). This is not rejection for she did not say "no", and you should also feel good for having asked her out. Get off the phone immediately lest you screw things up.