Oprah's spillover gunt flab wrote:
What stage of transformation are you in, big guy?
Yep. He knows better too. He knows to just hang around the men's room and sooner or later the oddball freaks will show up, giving each other furtive glances while thinking that normal folks don't notice their behavior.
Random poster wrote:
First idea: Wear a LRC shirt.
Second idea: Wear a shirt that reads "Trolling skills: 0/10; Looks: 10/10"
Wear bun huggers
1. Have hair that isn't a butch cut or dyed a weird color
2. Weigh less than 200 lbs
3. Say "no, yes, no, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes, no, no" as you see fit
xc runner chick wrote:
Hey mods this is actually a serious thread so I'd appreciate if you don't delete it.
I'm planning to attend an elite track meet as a spectator. I know there will be a lot of people there who share a common interest... any suggestions on how to meet guys there?
In all honesty, just sit near them, and when you see them get excited over an upcoming or current event on the track you can ask them if they run that event. Then that might stem in to a casual conversation, then you can go as deep as you want after that.
Example:
*attractive guy sitting watching meet (will probably be in a group)
sit in the same row as him, maybe just a spot or two to his right or left so that you aren't awkwardly sitting next to them right away.
*3k runners come on to the track
*guy gets excited, body language changes and he tells his friends that he is excited.
You: "Were you looking forward to this race?"
Him: "Yeah, I like watching (insert elite name here) race and wanted to see them in person."
You: "Nice! Do you run this event, too then? Or are you just a fan?"
and then boom, conversation started.
This could work wrote:
xc runner chick wrote:Hey mods this is actually a serious thread so I'd appreciate if you don't delete it.
I'm planning to attend an elite track meet as a spectator. I know there will be a lot of people there who share a common interest... any suggestions on how to meet guys there?
In all honesty, just sit near them, and when you see them get excited over an upcoming or current event on the track you can ask them if they run that event. Then that might stem in to a casual conversation, then you can go as deep as you want after that.
Example:
*attractive guy sitting watching meet (will probably be in a group)
sit in the same row as him, maybe just a spot or two to his right or left so that you aren't awkwardly sitting next to them right away.
*3k runners come on to the track
*guy gets excited, body language changes and he tells his friends that he is excited.
You: "Were you looking forward to this race?"
Him: "Yeah, I like watching (insert elite name here) race and wanted to see them in person."
You: "Nice! Do you run this event, too then? Or are you just a fan?"
and then boom, conversation started.
You're hereby awarded the Most Awkward Post Of The Day Prize.
Pics are required if you want serious responses.
This is total horses%%t.
Cleavage is an all-powerful weapon and it can be presented in variously slutty intensities to initiate the desired reaction. But, if you're really a xc runner chick then you won't have this particular weapon at your disposal. Therefore the bun huggers are a good idea. Dress with a pink top and matching pink hairband so you look like that hott female coach the other dude posted about a few days ago.
xc runner chick wrote:
Hey mods this is actually a serious thread so I'd appreciate if you don't delete it.
I'm planning to attend an elite track meet as a spectator. I know there will be a lot of people there who share a common interest... any suggestions on how to meet guys there?
If the meet has a program, there's your line -- "hey, can I take a look at your program?"
Ringing a cowbell is a normal fan activity at a distance race (or a bike race).
You'll need a partner in crime to ring a cowbell at the track meet, then you yell repeatedly:
More Cowbell!!!
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