Calling all Alphas wrote:
I once ate a chocolate eclair off of the top of the trash. It isn't like it was touching any of the trash, though.
Was it above the rim? Did you trample kids and an old lady when a fire broke out?
Calling all Alphas wrote:
I once ate a chocolate eclair off of the top of the trash. It isn't like it was touching any of the trash, though.
Was it above the rim? Did you trample kids and an old lady when a fire broke out?
1. I drink Frio Light
2. I put mayo on breakfast burrito
3. I took the Bus to Houston for a wedding instead of fly and drank McCormack Vodka and gatorade on said bus
chew tobcco and flip off other drivers....a real winning combo
dont chew anymore though. skoal mint when i did.
runrincerepeat wrote:
1. I drink Frio Light
2. I put mayo on breakfast burrito
3. I took the Bus to Houston for a wedding instead of fly and drank McCormack Vodka and gatorade on said bus
Hahaha. Sounds like something I would do. I actually puked my guts out one time years ago drinking McCormicks/Gatorade. Terrible stuff.
i live under a bridge wrote:
Mr. Obvious wrote:post on Letsrun.com
+1. Not kidding. My friends and family would be embarrassed if they knew I frequented a board like this.
I happily tell my friends and family I frequent this board. They think it's funny we post about non-running things.
Your mom.
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Use a $200 bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue in a mixed drink. (Please hold the comments stating JWB is garbage...it's about individual taste thank you).
Trashy behavior is all relative though. No doubt the Royal family from across the pond would just about anything an American would do to be trashy, yet they're inbred! I consider that pretty trashy.
I vote republican
Couple of examples:
The first is from when my kid's 13U travel team was playing an opponent from one of the state's more "prestigious" baseball programs, and we were winning 5-4 at the end of the inning that would have constituted a complete game. It started pouring down rain but the umpires didn't call the game until after our opponent had tied the score 5-5. I was running the scoreboard and reverted it the 5-4 score that I considered official, but then the entitled brats on the other team started whining and their arrogant/condescending parents started calling me a jerk for changing the score. I still feel as though I was technically right, but in retrospect it was a stereotypical white-trashy move that I even bothered to adjust the score.
The second relates to a break-up I had with a girl about five years ago. We had been friends before we started dating, and I had been very supportive of her as she worked through a bunch of personal obstacles related to her divorce from an abusive husband. Ultimately she broke up with me because she said the romantic relationship was happening too soon and she wasn't emotionally equipped to handle a serious commitment amongst all the other crap she was trying to fix in her life. Although it hurt, I understood and - like a fool - believed her when she said she wanted to remain friends. Since that time she has made zero effort to maintain the friendship (that existed before we dated), and I can't help but think it's a white-trashy state of mind that won't allow me to stop obsessing over her total lack of compassion and consideration.
This is an outstanding thread.
If I'm whipped and not really feeling the effort after I've worked out in the evening, sometimes I'll hit the hay without showering. On rarer occasions I'll skip brushing my teeth before bed. That's way rarer though and typically I'm obsessive about brushing and will brush four or five times a day. The lack of brushing is usually due to being drunk, and I seldom drink.
Clear out nasal debris sans kerchief.
Get divorced and leave your kids
Majorska.
Times Two wrote:
Couple of examples:
The first is from when my kid's 13U travel team was playing an opponent from one of the state's more "prestigious" baseball programs, and we were winning 5-4 at the end of the inning that would have constituted a complete game. It started pouring down rain but the umpires didn't call the game until after our opponent had tied the score 5-5. I was running the scoreboard and reverted it the 5-4 score that I considered official, but then the entitled brats on the other team started whining and their arrogant/condescending parents started calling me a jerk for changing the score. I still feel as though I was technically right, but in retrospect it was a stereotypical white-trashy move that I even bothered to adjust the score.
The second relates to a break-up I had with a girl about five years ago. We had been friends before we started dating, and I had been very supportive of her as she worked through a bunch of personal obstacles related to her divorce from an abusive husband. Ultimately she broke up with me because she said the romantic relationship was happening too soon and she wasn't emotionally equipped to handle a serious commitment amongst all the other crap she was trying to fix in her life. Although it hurt, I understood and - like a fool - believed her when she said she wanted to remain friends. Since that time she has made zero effort to maintain the friendship (that existed before we dated), and I can't help but think it's a white-trashy state of mind that won't allow me to stop obsessing over her total lack of compassion and consideration.
The second resonates with me, and is very relevant to me atm
I once jacked off in the room where my ex mother in law was sleeping
Buy/eat Cheetos from the work vending machine
take mass transit
Eat fast food, including soda.
Use my shower as a urinal when I'm not taking a shower. It's all pipes, what's the difference.