Cindy Rossi wrote:
zachtloper wrote:Lees het verhaal eens man. Haar videofragment is inderdaad op minuut 45 maar haar tijd was 01:01:45. Ze zijn pas na een kwartiertje beginnen filmen, tot de eerste hobby jogger (18:59) in zicht kwam.
Exactly what I was going to say.
Juist. Een uur = nog heeeel moelijk te geloven
HardLoper wrote:
Cindy Rossi wrote:Exactly what I was going to say.
Juist. Een uur = nog heeeel moelijk te geloven
Only on Tuesday mornings. Yes.
I've figured out why she cheated. You see, instead of age categories, this race is by how fat your are. So it has a category for obese women called Ultra Athenian (221lb+). She entered in this category, no doubt intending to win it and then brag about it on her blog. Even so, she failed - but by cheating, she's now featured on their results page.
Casual.
I mean if you're gonna do it, go big or go home.
Young Rob wrote:
I've figured out why she cheated. You see, instead of age categories, this race is by how fat your are. So it has a category for obese women called Ultra Athenian (221lb+). She entered in this category, no doubt intending to win it and then brag about it on her blog. Even so, she failed - but by cheating, she's now featured on their results page.Casual.
I mean if you're gonna do it, go big or go home.
Weight categories, 1 hour 5k's, ultra athenians... what's happening to this sport?
No way this woman should be allowed to do the swim in a full Ironman competition. With sea levels already rising to alarming rates, her entry into a body of water may push us past the point of no return.
skinnyfat wrote:
the perfect storm wrote:Are you kidding? This is the ultimate letsrun forum story with the three deadly letsrun sins: fat, slow, cheating. It's the entire letsrun experience in one story.
Exactly! Fat, slow, a cheater and a 0/10 wife (Google Julianne Wotasik): Ragen is the ultimate LetsRun troll.
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What do you call a fat female porn actress?
A Sperm Whale
skinnyfat wrote:
This picture explains the course cutting well:
https://i.imgur.com/GuJJ4DY.jpg
As someone who DQed a recent poorly-marked, poorly-organized 5K in NYC, I can actually believe that she innocently cut this course.
If you are 500 lbs and past the 4K mark of a 5k, and you see the inflatable finish line, you are probably just going to zero in on it.
Poor course design when you make people run straight past the finish line and then loop back to it.
Big Bottom wrote:
If you are 500 lbs and past the 4K mark of a 5k, and you see the inflatable finish line, you are probably just going to zero in on it.
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Why, because it looks like a huge donut?
Big Bottom wrote:
skinnyfat wrote:This picture explains the course cutting well:
https://i.imgur.com/GuJJ4DY.jpgAs someone who DQed a recent poorly-marked, poorly-organized 5K in NYC, I can actually believe that she innocently cut this course.
If you are 500 lbs and past the 4K mark of a 5k, and you see the inflatable finish line, you are probably just going to zero in on it.
Poor course design when you make people run straight past the finish line and then loop back to it.
But you didn't go blog about your new PR afterward though. This whale is a liar and a cheat.
Duncan donut wrote:
Why, because it looks like a huge donut?
OK, I laughed at this one.
Baby Got Back!
My two cents and more wrote:
Here's the girl's story in a nutshell.
She has severe emotional/social issues. If you read into it for 5 minutes, you'll see that pretty clearly.
She ran a marathon in Seattle. It did not have a cutoff time and it took her something like 9 hours.
She tried to run a half-ironman last year or so. She was stopped after the swim because she took too long. She claimed to have been fat-shamed the morning of and etc... She wasn't in shape - but that's another story.
She likes to post/promote herself and claim that whenever she trains, she is fat-shamed. This gets a rise out of her "support" system of followers.
She claims to be training but does not give any metrics - distances covered, speed, etc... in her blog posts about what she has been doing.
She is now training to complete a full ironman this fall. After it is over and she was stopped at the swim, expect posts about her being fat shamed the morning of. And expect some excuses as to why she was unable to complete the swim (aside from her not being in shape to complete it in the minimum time).
Yes, it's annoying while she is out there promoting herself. But based on her lack of training (this has nothing to do with her weight) - she is not going to be able to complete the Ironman and like other attention whores before her, she will fizzle.
END OF THREAD.
You forgot:
She demands that the world accepts that being obese has nothing to do with being healthy, yet her wife has to use one of those medical motor scooters because she is too obese to walk.
Ultra Athenians? Why do they bother with the 5k ritual of this event? Why don't they just weigh everyone and give a trophy to the heaviest one? Like at the county fair.
Duncan donut wrote:
Big Bottom wrote:If you are 500 lbs and past the 4K mark of a 5k, and you see the inflatable finish line, you are probably just going to zero in on it.
.
Why, because it looks like a huge donut?
I think we have a new RV driver and RacePartnerâ„¢ for Robbie Young on his next International House Of Pancakes World Record Run (IHOPWRRâ„¢).
Oh boy.
Ragen and her hot GF: https://i.imgur.com/iCsAEIal.jpg
Wait, she's a lesbian? That explains much of the rabid love for her.
Casual Observerer wrote:
Wait, she's a lesbian? That explains much of the rabid love for her.
I assumed she was lesbian from the beginning.
There is actually a lot of research that says fat/unattractive women become lesbian for lack of options, but it's way too politically incorrect to be publicized.
Y'all just jealous that beautiful Ragen (a REAL woman) would never give you scrawny, thin BOYS any consideration. Now go back to your mom's basement.
Red Pill Giver wrote:
Casual Observerer wrote:Wait, she's a lesbian? That explains much of the rabid love for her.
I assumed she was lesbian from the beginning.
There is actually a lot of research that says fat/unattractive women become lesbian for lack of options, but it's way too politically incorrect to be publicized.
Typo, they meant leviathan.
