.. after horny athletes admit to orgies.
”The amorous Olympians won’t be able to lie on top of each other either, as the cardboard frames are reportedly designed to collapse under such a weight.
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However, it’s unlikely cardboard beds will stop the horny Olympians from fornicating, with one competitor claiming a hot tub orgy took place during one Games.“
"The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together."
Yeah, the twin size means they will need to lay ON TOP of each other. Good call, Paris!
They tried this in Tokyo, too, remember?
I've been sleeping in one of those beds with my wife for the last ten years
Glitter Bomb Turbo wrote:
I've been sleeping in one of those beds with my wife for the last ten years
Typical lure the man into marriage then suddenly he doesn't get what he signed up for.
There’s no need to use these for the runners
Why do they need to stop consenting adults from having sex with each other? I really thought this sexually repressed mindset was uniquely American.
Will LeBron, KD and Steph be sleeping on those beds while in Paris for the Olympics?
Wait until they realize that beds aren't necessary for people to have sex!
Jim B wrote:
There’s no need to use these for the runners
They can easily handle both U.S. marathon teams at once.
This can't be real.
randomist wrote:
.. after horny athletes admit to orgies.
”The amorous Olympians won’t be able to lie on top of each other either, as the cardboard frames are reportedly designed to collapse under such a weight.
…However, it’s unlikely cardboard beds will stop the horny Olympians from fornicating, with one competitor claiming a hot tub orgy took place during one Games.“
One wonders how this will work for the shotputters.
The East African marathoners are primed for success.
This is why I never took running seriously. What is the point of making it to the Olympics if you are just going to be around a bunch of Godless degenerates. Time is better spent helping out my community and church.
With these beds, there's gonna be a lot of competition for the 85 pound gymnasts.
At least Lenny Korir won't be there to do 'bed shaking' for Mantz and Young.
The Kenyan shaker wrote:
At least Lenny Korir won't be there to do 'bed shaking' for Mantz and Young.
LOL
The Kenyan shaker wrote:
At least Lenny Korir won't be there to do 'bed shaking' for Mantz and Young.
HEY! Show some respect for the Mormon religion and lifestyle that's produced some of our country's greatest runners. It's called SOAKING.
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