How do I tell a dude not to wear shorts over his tights?

You don't need balls to wear tights. That's why women wear them.

Just tell the dude the truth, that you like to look at the outline of other guys junk and him wearing shorts prevents you from doing that.

thejeff wrote:

I mean, I know it is good advice (that i want to touch his smooth bottom)...but that seems like a weird thing to tell another guy, lol

Here I fixed it for you.

I have the opposite problem. Whenever I see some dude wearing just tights -- which I almost never see, but anyway ... when I see this I always think, "For goodness sake at least put a pair of shorts on over them."

I've noticed the trend of shorts over tights getting more popular in NYC. It seems to be more of an aesthetic thing with the younger crowd, when they wear all black.

I personally hate running in the cold and would rather swim so I don't think about tights/have a preference but def noticed it this past year. Dunno if it's a NY thing or what.

I have a pair of skins running tights, for some odd reason they only have mesh over the crotch area (all the rest is normal). I wouldn't run in them without shorts on top!

Football players don't mind wearing tights in front of millions of TV viewers. Wrestlers and MMA fighters don't worry about wearing spandex while they beat and choke each other for their rabid fans. Cyclists don't fret about riding all around town in their skintight gear.

Only bony distance runners ever get uppity about spandex, probably because half the time it's baggy on them to their great humiliation.

advice for you wrote:

homo milk wrote:

Shorts over tights are a practical thing, not a fashion statement.

Yeah a practical way to advertise that you don't have any friends

If you need to advertise that, fine. At least your junk won't freeze.

Bad Wigins wrote:

Football players don't mind wearing tights in front of millions of TV viewers. Wrestlers and MMA fighters don't worry about wearing spandex while they beat and choke each other for their rabid fans. Cyclists don't fret about riding all around town in their skintight gear.

Only bony distance runners ever get uppity about spandex, probably because half the time it's baggy on them to their great humiliation.

Football players also have to cope with having playing positions that sound like gay sex.

Cyclists... well they are just off in the head anyway.

MMA fighters actually mostly wear shorts over compression tights. Because it's the smart thing to do.

Just do it the right way. Out run him every time you meet up and cream him in races. Then you can tell him what to do.

However if he's faster than you, man up and put some shorts on your junk.

Oh my, the smart things they do, those MMA fighters!

Anyway, my neighbour, you know the famous brain surgeon. that guy is also towns' arm wrestling champion. On top of that, when he wears tights... well you KNOW he aint no girl either.

He worked on me too, in all of his three disciplines mind you

Bad Wigins wrote:

Football players don't mind wearing tights in front of millions of TV viewers. Wrestlers and MMA fighters don't worry about wearing spandex while they beat and choke each other for their rabid fans. Cyclists don't fret about riding all around town in their skintight gear.

Hey, if that's who you aspire to be like, then more power to you. Personally I'd prefer to not dress like any of them.

yo mama 2 wrote:

Bad Wigins wrote:

Football players don't mind wearing tights in front of millions of TV viewers. Wrestlers and MMA fighters don't worry about wearing spandex while they beat and choke each other for their rabid fans. Cyclists don't fret about riding all around town in their skintight gear.

Hey, if that's who you aspire to be like, then more power to you. Personally I'd prefer to not dress like any of them.

I am going for a run soon. Just can't find my shoulder pads and the beige top with the tacky golden star. Bummehrrr...

thejeff wrote:

I mean, I know it is good advice...but that seems like a weird thing to tell another guy, lol

just tell him how you want to see his d*ck outline so he has to take the shorts off

And it took this long? wrote:

Just do it the right way. Out run him every time you meet up and cream him in races. Then you can tell him what to do.

However if he's faster than you, man up and put some shorts on your junk.

Lots of talk about "outing," "creaming" and "manning up" in this post. Freudian slips or are you getting excited?

So 70s wrote:

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/cross-country-meet-oregons-alberto-salazar-in-action-news-photo/81374792

For what it is worth, those look like Long Johns, not tights. Which makes it even more 70s...

whats with all the hate against guys wearing tights? tights are MEANT to be worn as the outer layer and if you are so insecure about that you have to wear shorts over them then you have big problems

wait, i do this. Whats wrong about it?