Never been in a Whole Foods or Starbucks

Coffee is disgusting and addictive. It is insane to be addicted to something that tastes like dog shit probably does.

Whole foods is a place where skinny-fat hippies buy overpriced vegetables and figure they're healthy when in fact they are poorly nourished and weak because they never eat meat.

The only other thing there is to say about hippies is they celebrate Hitler's birthday every single year.

you're one of those addiction fairies?trick is - choose your addictions wisely, caffeine is a solid choice!no moderation!!!!

Bad Wigins wrote:

Coffee is disgusting and addictive. It is insane to be addicted to something that tastes like dog shit probably does.

Whole foods is a place where skinny-fat hippies buy overpriced vegetables and figure they're healthy when in fact they are poorly nourished and weak because they never eat meat.

The only other thing there is to say about hippies is they celebrate Hitler's birthday every single year.

Ole Timer wrote:

I still don't have a cellphone! I'm different!

I haven't yet seen the need for fire myself. All these new-fangled gizmos that kids these days think are so important...

8.5/10 Rather obvious troll attempt, but you marked your target audience well; however subtracting points due to responses from the usual bait-biters.

That's nothing. I've never left my mom's basement except to run.

Discerner of Trolls wrote:

8.5/10 Rather obvious troll attempt, but you marked your target audience well; however subtracting points due to responses from the usual bait-biters.

agree, was just coming here to give that rating.

:o) wrote:

choose your addictions wisely, caffeine is a solid choice!

You don't have to drink disgusting rancid coffee to get caffeine.

And don't call me a fairy. You're a fairy. There.

Bad Wigins wrote:

:o) wrote:

choose your addictions wisely, caffeine is a solid choice!

You don't have to drink disgusting rancid coffee to get caffeine.

And don't call me a fairy. You're a fairy. There.

Name your top 10 favorite things and I will destroy 8 of them because anything society likes that I don't agree with I will share with society and let them know I don't agree with them because for some reason my opinions matter.

Twitter in training wrote:

I know this sounds bad but I don't have anything in common with the type of people that see them as important. I think that people that seek either of them out are strange.

They're just a supermarket and a coffee shop. Why the completely irrelevant belief system that only limits YOUR experience? And why advertise for places you find aren't important?

Bad Wigins wrote:

Coffee is disgusting and addictive. It is insane to be addicted to something that tastes like dog shit probably does.

Whole foods is a place where skinny-fat hippies buy overpriced vegetables and figure they're healthy when in fact they are poorly nourished and weak because they never eat meat.

The only other thing there is to say about hippies is they celebrate Hitler's birthday every single year.

as usual you are wrong about most things.

Coffee is delicious. The aroma is wonderful, the taste is beautiful, and most research shows it is good for your health. It also makes you faster and stronger and smarter. So remain slow, weak, and dumb, and keep drinking the plain tap water you are so in love with. (and it is barely addictive. There is a small withdrawal effect for heavy coffee drinkers if they quit [headache] but no big deal). Alcohol is also of course addictive. Let me guess: you don't drink any beer??? If you answer yes, you are a pu$$y, if you answer know, you are a hypocrite.

Whole foods is overpriced (you got 1 thing right), but not eating meat is not necessary for a healthy diet and you know it. And whole foods sells plenty of meat anyways.