Listen up Clones! The site's still here, so you banged your monkey - I guess. Could have been here no matter what, but you banged your monkey and it's still here; kind of like Al Davis. That's all I need to know. Was Wejo going to pull the plug? I don't know. Probably not.
Great, great topics in the news today. Normally I don't talk about running, but I will today. I mean, what's left to say about baseball? Texas Rangers' pitcher Frank Francisco threw a CHAIR into the stands and broke a woman's nose. That's horrible. I don't care what her husband said about his mother. That's just unacceptable. Football is just getting started, so for today running it is. Of course it all happened in Raider Fan's backyard. Nice going Raider Fan.
Geb's shooting for the Olympic Marathon gold in 2008. The only problem is he's an old man now; hell be pitching Geritol by the time 2008 gets here. Got a comment on that? Dial in. The lines are open. We'll talk about that.
Alan Webb is running this weekend. He got that "best high school runner" label off his back, and now he's out to get rid of the "choked in the Olympics" label. He might do it. Does he or does he not look like a beaver? We'll talk about that.
Lance Armstrong is dating Sheryl Crow. Will he marry her? Will he marry her? Some of you realize that he has nothing to do with running, but for most of you, I'm not so sure, so it's a topic today. Lance Armstrong has as much to do with running as the Detroit Lions do with playing football. We'll talk about that.
Jack Daniels has a new book out, and it has nothing to do with alcohol. Too bad. You clones could use some. Maybe you'd bring the jokes a little stronger. Someone in that thread asked if it included walk breaks. That comment is as original as Britney Spears' equipment. Better leave the jokes to me. We'll talk about that.
So, there's a woman in The Nati, and she gets bitten by her pet VIPER. She gets in her rig, drives herself to the emergency room and then dies a couple days later. PHENOMENAL. I'm not glad she died. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, but she had 19 snakes in her house, 9 of which were poisonous. Here's the story "...the 44-year-old unmarried woman..." Oh, unmarried. THAT'S a shock. She's at the bar, she meets a guy and invites him back to her bedroom..."Oh, watch out for the poisionous snakes that may or may not be in the bed." That, and a few lizards and spiders walking around too. What kind of crazy sick bastard to you have to be to keep poisonous snakes in your house? Guess puppies aren't scaly enough. How's this about running? Well, she ran to the hospital...well, actually she drove, but it's my show Clones; I'll do what I want. We'll talk about that.
We'll start the show off with Dave in Crackmore...