Buy this mask, add red Bucky Badger cap (worn backwards), grey t-shirt, grey running shorts, and your time, no matter what it really is, will be a PR (to your recollection).
http://www.buycostumes.com/p/804953/paul-ryan-paper-mask-adult
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