Good point. I'm the same way with this "no texting while driving law". Obviously the law is needed for most people, but since I am extra careful while texting behind the wheel it does not really apply to me. For example, I would NEVER text while driving after I had been drinking. I have never once injured anyone after - mission accomplished in my case.
What an adorable analogy.
Nevermind that texting while driving is inherently dangerous as it distracts the driver, while my offleash dog is *potentially* situationally dangerous. Or that the potential for your scenario is massive chaos, destruction, death, etc while the potential worst case for mine is a dog bite.
But still a very cute analogy and peep into how your mind works.