You mean dude? OKLAHOMA? Holy shit you just shot yourself in the foot. Did we give you permission to speak? Only kidding. I've been to Oklahoma many times and have seen nothing good there. Don't drink the water there either.
You mean dude? OKLAHOMA? Holy shit you just shot yourself in the foot. Did we give you permission to speak? Only kidding. I've been to Oklahoma many times and have seen nothing good there. Don't drink the water there either.
Hey! wrote:
You mean dude? OKLAHOMA? Holy shit you just shot yourself in the foot. Did we give you permission to speak? Only kidding. I've been to Oklahoma many times and have seen nothing good there. Don't drink the water there either.
water? you mean the beer, right? same thing.
"permission to speak?"...i think swimming is all texas has oklahoma at this point, right? right...must be getting hard to know football season is coming down there.
There is no greater state in the Union than Texas. Those that don't like it are a threat to natl security.
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>World's first rodeo was in Pecos ... July 4, 1883.
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>The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water.
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>The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full time coach for Rice University, Houston.
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>Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America.
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>Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America's only remaining flock of whooping cranes.
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>Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.
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>The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was "Houston."
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>Laredo is the world's largest inland port.
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>Tyler Municipal Rose Garden is the world's largest rose garden with over 38,000 bushes with 500 varieties on 22 acres.
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>King Ranch is larger than Rhode Island.
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>Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by TREATY, instead of by annexation. (This allows the Texas flag to fly at the same height as the US flag)- it also allows Texas to split itself into 5 states if it desires.
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>A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.- they have just found an "older" one this year
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>Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period after Dr in Dr Pepper.
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>The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S. which is taller than the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. (by 7 feet)
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>The name Texas probably comes from the Hasini Indian word "tejas" meaning friends.
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>The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome in Houston.--- Astro turf", artificial turf, was invented because the dome glass had to be painted to create a background because baseball players could not find a fly ball hit in the air.
Well, I'm from Texas, though I wouldn't exactly say that it's a great state ; )
Just kidding. I was born in Ft. Hood but only lived there for a year. Since then I'd lived on the west coast, in the rockies, in the south, and in the north east. I prefer the north east. Texas really isn't my style. I think you guys really should be your own country. To be honest, I kind of wish we were our own country. I'd take D.C. up through Maine. The rest of you can take central PA and central MD if you wish along with the rest of the country. As for New Jersey, well, we have to have somewhere to dump our trash.
JOKES!! I kid! I kid!!!!
We texans love our trucks and theres nothing you can do about it. who cares if the gas prices are high. we like it that way since it is more money to our great state
In Texas, we have the death penalty and we USE IT.
If you come to Texas and you kill somebody, we'll kill ya back, thats our policy.
Theres new legislation thats trying to get past saying that if you committ a hyannis(sp) crime and there are more than three creditable eye witnesses you can be immidiatly executed. If you come to Texas and somebody sees you do what you did, you dont sit on death row for 15 yrs jack, you go strait to the front of the line. Some states are tryin to get rid of the death penalty.......my state is puttin in an express lane.
Where real good with are English, two.
RonWhite wrote:
Theres new legislation thats trying to get past saying that if you committ a hyannis(sp) crime and there are more than three creditable eye witnesses you can be immidiatly executed. If you come to Texas and somebody sees you do what you did, you dont sit on death row for 15 yrs jack, you go strait to the front of the line. Some states are tryin to get rid of the death penalty.......my state is puttin in an express lane.
we also love to fake who we are.
You said it fellow Redneck
I was born, raised, and I am very partial to my home state of Georgia. It has many opportunities to offer all walks of life and places to visit. Just like any other state, it has its problems, but not compared to others in the union.
North Carolina is a beautiful state with many opportunities like Georgia, but in my personal opinion that state is backasswards in the way they handle things. Not trying to trash, belittle, or talk bad about NC, but I do not care for the place.
Now, I am living in the Great State of TEXAS and it is by the far the best place I have ever lived. I know I will never be considered a Native Texan, but hopefully I can be adopted.
Real Texans aren't afraid letting people know who they are.
WWJB
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
SATAN
The Real Mr Chest wrote:
WWJB
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
RonWhite wrote:
... Theres new legislation thats trying to get past saying that if you committ a hyannis(sp) crime and there are more than three creditable eye witnesses you can be immidiatly executed.
What's a hyannis crime - voting for a Kennedy?
There goes that liar Chris again. Always trying to pick a fight with me.Huh!!!
Chris Strait wrote:
Real Texans aren't afraid letting people know who they are.
Gruene,Texas is the best town I visted during my summer tour last year..Austin was nice...Gruene was happening
I was going to say driving off a bridge and leaving the passenger to die, but either way.
Please refer to my previous post Nyariki. I'm not the one lying. And, what makes you think that was directed to you? Don't flatter yourself. I'm not concerned with you at all.
Wrong again Chris!
your reply message should have been after GANCTX as he posted right after i did. instead you went on to click and reply under nyariki. I am not sure why? what does that tells us....... liar
geezzzzz, it's been nice and quite without you here. Now you showed up on hell broke. Let me guess are you done compering babies with nester?