Okay, even though I'm not yet 30, I think I finally passed into "crotchety old man" territory.
I was looking at Running Warehouse, and they just put up the new Nike spikes for 2012:
http://www.runningwarehouse.com/descpage-NIKMAM3.html
Is this not the most ridiculous idea ever? Why would you want two different color shoes, one for each foot? Have people actually been asking for this, or is Nike trolling us?