Cuz it hasnt been done in a while.
Cuz it hasnt been done in a while.
you piss in people's front lawns if they arent home
you own more shoes than your girlfriend
athletic chicks are far hotter than all others
you wish there was more time in the day, or at least practice
new shoes make you orgasm
you have gotten lost. a lot.
Indoor is the worst sport
base training is the best time of year
Vo2 max, tempo, fartlek, pr, all mean something to you
when sprinters brag to you about their sub 7 mile, you laugh.
You poop outside.
xc xc xc track? wrote:
when sprinters brag to you about their sub 7 mile, you laugh.
When Letsrunners brag about their 4:30 mile, you laugh.
You freak out when someone asks “So, how was your jog this morning?”
You plan vacations and family outings around races
Shaving 5 seconds off yesterday’s time makes you feel great the whole day long
…you spend more on training clothes than school clothes.
…you wear those same training clothes to school regularly.
…your christmas list includes more than one pair of running shoes.
…you’ve been to a golf course in every city but not to play golf.
you enjoy running hills
you start to crave Power Bars.
your favorite food group is carbohydrates.
you think track is for wussies
you try to impress girls by saying you’re a fast finisher.
you consider school as just a break between runs.
dean k pisses you of, yet you remain jealous
the race you are best suited for is an ultra
the mile is mid distance
so is the 2 mile
your life's goal is to complete badwater
the only good thing about runners world is the "rave runs"
minimalism is not for idiots, its for weird alternative people... like me
on google chrome, letsrun is the first page to show up
you have a favorite runner
you have a favorite pair of spandex
you always say hi to other runners when out and about
you suck at the 400
your splits in the mile are better than your 800 pr cuz you only ran 800's back when you sucked
an injury makes you physically upset and nauseous
Times are more important than winning
lean on me wrote:
you always say hi to other runners when out and about
Jogger
…Steve Prefontaine’s Birthday is more important than yours.
…you aspire to pain.
…you know as many kinds of pain as eskimos have words for snow.
…you think spandex is a winter’s passion statement.
…you never look behind you.
…you don’t know what an “off-season” means.
. . . you run on a regular basis. End of thread.
you, sir, are a wise guy.
boston boston boston BOSTON!!!!!!!
... you've been beaten by someone who grew up in a mud hut.
"i just took a giant crap in the woods" doesnt sound too out of place