"V." Thomas Pynchon or v for vagina? I'd stick with Pynchon if I were you.
"V." Thomas Pynchon or v for vagina? I'd stick with Pynchon if I were you.
Racehorse wrote:
The dude should have given her some cider. I recommend the Dickens brand. Every real woman loves to have a Dickens Cider.
This was brilliant!
zzzzzzz wrote:
Jeri is a Jedi wrote:7/10. Has some flaws . . . "honey-colored fur and intelligent eyes, just like my sweetheart." Plus, "I even picked out a plastic rose for the bear to hold." Obvious troll.
But . . . OP has managed 5 pages at this point; Has me reading the entire thread three days after Valentine's; Has a fight brewing between Neliah and some douche; has trolled good advice and bad along with well deserved criticism.
As a 20 year old male who gives a stuffed teddy bear as a gift . . . I weep for your future.
So 7/10
This assessment has aged well. I agree; 7/10.
This! ^
dfrew wrote:
Dump the ungrateful brat immediately.
Not tomorrow.
Not tonight.
No need to think any longer.
Dump her right now.
Do it over the phone or e-mail.
She isn't worth the effort of powerpoint.
The breaking up by powerpoint thread was a classic.
Neliah is awesome...in more ways than one. You're just a jackass.
It's not a holiday. Who gets the day off.
Are you sure you didn't mishear her saying shite
Here is the definition six years later... Probably would have been easier doing a quick google search.Trite-(of a remark, opinion, or idea) overused and consequently of little import; lacking originality or freshness
websterz wrote:
What does trite mean? I don't feel like looking it up.
0/10. I hope you're trolling. This sounds like a huge beta move.
Your girlfriend has fur and she thinks she can afford to be picky? You gotta have higher standard for genetics. Did you check her teeth? Bet she has crooked teeth. Find out if she had braces , braces cover up bad genes.
copepod wrote:
Neliah is awesome...in more ways than one. You're just a jackass.
Neau, neau, beau, she a heau.
Dumbledore wrote:
Your girlfriend has fur and she thinks she can afford to be picky? You gotta have higher standard for genetics. Did you check her teeth? Bet she has crooked teeth. Find out if she had braces , braces cover up bad genes.
Laughed my beer out my nose. And agree with 7/10 on the original troll. Honey-eyed. Plastic rose. That's attention to detail.
My co-worker only got an iron and a teatowel as a precursor to her dumping her ex's sorry ass. Every woman's dream for this purpose is a stalker honey-hued teddy bear, possibly with a hidden recording camera in its bellybutton. On a different level altogether!
copepod wrote:
Neliah is awesome...in more ways than one. You're just a jackass.
This thread is so old neliah is probably married with kids. The bf that got great sex is now her husband and a solid year into PNSO.
Sub elite hobby jogger wrote:
copepod wrote:Neliah is awesome...in more ways than one. You're just a jackass.
This thread is so old neliah is probably married with kids. The bf that got great sex is now her husband and a solid year into PNSO.
And the OP's only relationship since is with his right hand. Maybe the OP knows jamin.