Need Mixed Drink advice

mom wrote:

Mom's Oatmeal Cookie recipe:

1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream

1/2 oz Butter Shots

1/2 oz Jagermeister

1/2 oz Goldschlager

1/2 oz Vodka

Damn...this sounds like serious headache material

sehon40 wrote:

TNTC4.....

3 bottles of mad-dog 20/20 (3 different flavors)

1 bottle of cisco (any flavor)

1 bottle of night train

1 bottle of thunderbird

1 can of natty light

1 can of frozen hawaiin punch concentrate

2 litre bottle of seagram's ginger ale

....mix it all in 4 or 5 gallon trash can. easily purchased at wal-mart for a few dollars. then get a couple of nasty porn mags (club international, cheri, hustler, etc)....cut out pictures and paste them on the outside of the trash can. then just serve it up. it's a home-run.

Has anyone ever seriously made anything like this?! I can't imagine how awful the taste would be. I don't see how even someone all the other wino's would point to as having a "problem" could drink this.

I am always tempted to ask at a nice restaurant if they serve night train just to see what the reaction would be.

Bacardi Razz and some sort of berry or cherry soda. (This even works well with diet cherry soda, if you're into that) Bacardi Razz is only 70 proof, but who cares?!

Bumping this blast from the past to ask the Letsrun boozehounds

I've got $100 and a bunch of non drinking running girls coming over to my place next weekend... what should I serve them?

Why would you bump this at 4:30 in the morning?

Why am I even awake at 4:30 in the morning

thisissorunningrelated wrote:

Bumping this blast from the past to ask the Letsrun boozehounds

I've got $100 and a bunch of non drinking running girls coming over to my place next weekend... what should I serve them?

A nice pitcher of tapwater... save the 100 bucks and you'll be halfway to buying a road race entry.

Pint glass

Some ice

2 Red Bulls

Fill the rest with good vodka

Chug through straw.

Enjoy.

MoatBuilder wrote:

If you were smart, you'd get a glass of soda water with a lime and tell people it's a gin and tonic. Then when you wake up in the morning without a hangover, you can go on that 10 mile run that you know you should be doing.

Or you can drink heavily, go on your run anyways because you're not a pussy and still kick some ass come race time.

CARIBOU LOU

151 rum, pineapple juice and malibu

the carribou lou is good, a bottle of jager and some red bull works but can be pretty expensive cause of the red bull. make adios mother f$ckers, there is a couple ways to make them, but pretty much a long island with the four liquors gin, vodka, tequila, rum, some people put 151, some blue curaco and you got a drink that will knock you out. another drink is rum, gin, vodka, tequila, southern comfort, amaretto then put pineapple juice and float it with grenadine, cant think of the name right now but the pineaple and grenadine completly mask the alcohol and will knock your d$ck in the dirt.

Depending on your tolerance for a 32 oz mix:

6-8 ounces of Vodka (make it decent, I use Smirnoff because it is good without being real expensive)

4 ounces of lime juice (real lime juice not the shit most bars use)

fill the rest with regular cranberry or cran-raspberry juice.

The tart cranberry juice and the acidity in the lime juice cover the vodka easily. I do not like beer at all and this is great.

Another is Amaretto Stone Sour. not sure with quantities but it is orange juice, 50/50 or squirt or some soda like that, and Amaretto. This is still pretty sweet so don't drink too much unless you want gut rot and a headache the next day.

2 liter Sprite, pink colored koolaid, 2 cups 100 proof vodka.

Pour out/drink a quarter of the sprite, pour in vodka and koolaid. Dont shake (will stay pressurized for an hour, and you wont be able to open it), but roll the 2 liter bottle on the floor to mix.

A.k.a. PINK PANTY PULLDOWN

Adios Muthaf***a. 2 shots of gin, 2 shots of vodka, one shot of blue carocoa (sp?), pineapple juice and club soda. Put it all in a big cup and go to town, you are buzzing really fast and it tastes great.

B*******:

1 part whipped cream

1 part kahlua

1 part Baileys Irish Cream

1 part vodka

Guaranteed to not only mess up people who don't drink...but also those who DO drink:

Jungle Juice

Get three gallons of Tampico (it's a fruit juice), preferably differing colors.

Get two large handles of the cheapest vodka you can find (it really doesn't make a difference what kind since you won't be able to taste it anyways, so just get the cheapest).

Mix together in some sort of large dispensing container, like a gatorade cooler. The general rule is 1.5 gallons of juice per 1 handle of vodka, so you can use just one handle at first if you don't want to use up all the stuff at once.

Serve.

The juice completely masks the flavor of the vodka. Pretty much almost 100%. If it wasn't in a party setting, and people weren't expecting to get drunk, they would just think it's juice that tastes slightly funny but still good. That's why it messes up not only non-drinkers, but drinkers as well. People think that it's not going to get you drunk because it tastes so weak, but after an hour, people are going crazy. I mean...you should really warn people that it's strong before they drink it, because I've seen some people get really drunk off it, especially the guys. If you want people to be able to taste the vodka a little more, so that they know what they're dealing with, then mix one gallon tampico per one handle. But that's SUPER strong (not taste wise, just fuks-you-up wise).

Anyway, hope this helps. It's cheap and effective. What more could you ask for?