If Letsrun was around in the years before The American Revolution...What Kind of Threads Would We See?

Mr. Franklin, your potty humor is not appreciated.

The University of Virgina runners are cheats. Did you see those wooden teeth they had?

Probably something like: "Will John Adams and his cohorts lead us into war?" Or maybe, "Thinking about trying life in the frontier, am I crazy?"

Well, since letsrun.com is run by conservatives and the conservatives of the time were Tories, and pro-England, they'd be talking about picking up the site and moving it to Canada.

Predict my horse's 5K time.

I have plantar fasciitis from a long march from Boston to Philly--should I go home to rehab, or stay with the Continental Army?

Who would win in a fight? All the cats in england versus all the dogs in america?

Fall Frontier Training week of 07/07/1763

Paul Revere was a fast 5k rider, but he was not a natural born us citizen.

My property has the hots for me...how should I proceed?

Battle of Fort Ticonderoga....who ya got?

LaFayette: Is he on EPO?

I tried looking it up, but got confused.
What would txRUNNERgirl be called?

Are the Hessians more genetically gifted for war?

1)Is the Indian winner of the Colonial race one of us? - Confused on Frontier

2) Hunter/Oarsman/Runner triathlons are just for the slow footed - Fast Farmer

3) Lightweight animal skins for long winter runs - Cowhide chafing

4) Won 5 miler a month ago and still haven't gotten my horse - Two Fortnights

5) Puritans keep training methods secret - Who Cares

6) Why does a Duke act like he's the xfxg King? - I Hate Dukies

7) Guys watch our junior girls races to find a wife - Shrinking Team

Great Lakes Regional: If the Americans win, will the Iroquois get the at-large bid?

No man everyone knows the real battle gonna be at Saratoga. I hear the got some big names lined up there.

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Alexander Hamilton wrote:

Battle of Fort Ticonderoga....who ya got?

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Crossing the Delaware around Christmas time: Should I wear arm warmers, or will the troops think I'm a sissy?

I'm a shy, gay runner. What should I do?

A few more.

8) Running to Boston from a city about 25 miles away might be fun! - Massachusetts Bay Colony Runner Girl

9) The Precarious Fishing Trade - Last Fish May be Caught Soon

10) Need New Richmond Running Doc - No more bloodletting

11) My ten year old ran around town square in less than a minute. Is that good? - Curious Parent

12) Is this typhoid? - Too sick to run

13) Running candles, do any work? - Nightmiles

14) Training on the Sabbath, I did it! - Afraid of Lightning

best. thread. ever.

I especially appreciate the "predict my horse's 5k time"

I can picture the starting post now:

My horse runs 3 times per week, 30 miles in total and is a 18 yo male....