7:00 AM - Alarm sounds, hit snooze, roll over and grab gf's boobs and assume spoon position
7:10 AM - Alarm sounds again, stretch arms, right shoulder asleep already from spoon position, find cell phone buried somewhere amongst pillows, snooze
7:20 AM - roll out of bed, touch gf's boobs for good luck, shower, shave, peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
7:45 AM - observe gf peacefully sleeping again while I go to work
8:00 AM - Leave for work
8:20 AM - Pass work to find parking 1/2 mile away
8:30 AM - Find parking, begin long ass walk to work
8:35 AM - Almost get hit by car, give middle finger and validate my existence
8:45 AM - Get to work, all sweaty because it is hot, log on and check e-mails, answer none, check letsrun and other sites, go back to letsrun and post some ignorant response to piss off somebody
9:15 AM - 5 people pissed off, laugh because it was so easy, change log in names and post something meaningful, bash yourself, that guy is an idiot
12:00 PM - Recheck letsrun, skim some articles, eat lunch
3:00 PM - Sick of office, angry now, find stupid thread on letsrun, make pointless comment, contribute nothing, anger subsides
5:00 PM - Leave work, Run + Lift
6:30 PM - Ask gf if she will make dinner . . . yes? sweet!
7:00 PM - Eat all gf's food
8:00 PM - Check letsrun, find humor in today's posts, make up for it with some meaningful feedback
9:00 PM - Telly
10:30 PM - Nakey time, once maybe twice with gf
11:30 PM - Spoon position
11:40 PM - Wake up because arm is asleep, roll over, set alarm