Just wondering...
Just wondering...
Run
Eat
Wack
LetsRun
TV
Sleep
prepare kid's breakfast
drive kid to school
drive to work
letsrun for a while
work
lunch
letsrun for a while
work
pick up kid from school
prepare dinner for family
run
eat cold dinner or microwave it
non-alc beer and maybe some TV
get acquainted
sleep
coffee/letsrun
run
shower
more coffee/breakfast/letsrun
work/letsrun
run
shower
eat/letsrun
sleep
Wake up to absurdly annoying alarm (though the least annoying of all the rings on my cell phone)
Hit snooze about three or four times then begrudgingly arise and brew some tea
Drink tea while reading LetsRun
Read LetsRun until last possible moment before getting dressed to run.
Run 10-17 miles (If I stayed on LetsRun too long, this will be in 95 degree weather)
Drink water then lie on couch and moan until kidneys feel functional enough to drink more water
Read LetsRun while forcing down nasty post run food
Decide that reading LetsRun is too much work. Lie on couch and stare at wall.
Continue to alternate between reading LetsRun and lying on couch until stomach starts to grumble.
Ignore stomach for an hour or two until it gets too bad to ignore anymore
Get up, walk like a little old woman to refrigerator. Look inside. Nothing. Open again. Maybe now? Nope. Go back to couch. Lie there for a few minutes. Maybe there's food in the fridge now? Nope.
Lie on couch until enough energy is mustered to walk to store.
Either walk to store and buy jalepeno poppers or decide that store is way too far away then stay home and make plain oatmeal.
Use energy gleaned from food to read LetsRun some more.
Open Freecell/Solitaire in new window and play while waiting for LetsRun to load or return to forum (food makes me extra ambitious).
Continue in such a fashion until boyfriend gets home from work and makes me help him do chores.
Do chores. Feel tired. Lie on couch and make noises until boyfriend pays attention to me.
Wait until wonderful boyfriend inevitably decides to cook dinner. Eat Dinner. Split pint of Ben and Jerry's with boyfriend.
Read LetsRun with boyfriend (also a LetsRun addict) and laugh at all the slow people making fun of fast people. Get mad/righteous about some issues. Write scathing replies. Feel good about self. Feel smart. Feel like I am better than everyone else. Obsessively hit refresh until reply is posted to my reply. Read response. Feel stupid. Feel dejected. Feel like I should have spelled better. Look up spelling in online dictionary and find archaic definition of word. Post that in hopes that it will defend my honor. Fail.
Close LetsRun and walk around house until I find something else to do.
Eat more food.
Go lie on bed diagonally so boyfriend can't lie down and steal blankets. Make angry grunting noises when boyfriend lies down anyway and steals blankets.
Sleep.
Repeat.
This will all soon change because I started school yesterday, but for the last couple weeks (which were free from any semblance of responsibility) this is what my pathetic existence looked like. I hope no one on here would be able to compete with what a loser I am. Seriously.
That about describes the typical day of a working stiff, letsrun addict perfectly, except my beer is alcoholic and I run with the local club or the kids's cross team whenever I can.
I think this is a funny post but I can't be sure until you post some pics.
ickybana5 wrote:
Write scathing replies. Feel good about self. Feel smart. Feel like I am better than everyone else. Obsessively hit refresh until reply is posted to my reply. Read response. Feel stupid. Feel dejected. Feel like I should have spelled better. Look up spelling in online dictionary and find archaic definition of word. Post that in hopes that it will defend my honor. Fail.
Nicely Done
(I hope this link thing works... this is my first time)
I'm the one on top.
My boyfriend says I'm a hottie :)
No wonder there's no food in your fridge and you lie diagonally on the bed.:)
That pic reminded me of a joke...
How do you get a fat chick into bed?
Piece of cake.
ickybana5 wrote:
Lie on couch and moan .
Lie on couch and stare.
Alternate between reading LetsRun and lying on couch.
Lie on couch.
Open Freecell/Solitaire and play.
Lie on couch and make noises.
Go lie on bed. Make angry grunting noises.
So your boyfriend likes slobs?
You sound vain, dull and boring. Hope you get better with school.
M Swiss wrote:
prepare kid's breakfast
drive kid to school
drive to work
letsrun for a while
work
lunch
letsrun for a while
work
pick up kid from school
prepare dinner for family
run
eat cold dinner or microwave it
non-alc beer and maybe some TV
get acquainted
sleep
1. Are you out running while your family eats dinner?
2. Why the hell are you drinking non-alcoholic beer?
You gotta get some priorities straight
Irishboy wrote:
That pic reminded me of a joke...
How do you get a fat chick into bed?
Piece of cake.
heh heh ...
-Wake up and scratch self for ten minutes. Maybe I should run easy today. No, I better stick to the plan.
-Try to relieve self but no luck
-Run 1/4 mile from home, gotta go badly now, run home to the bathroom again. Start running again.
-Very late so eight mile run becomes six miler, still finish run fifteen minutes later than expected
-Enter door and toddler children ambush me for Chee-tos and kool-aid. Wife rolls eyes and intercepts them.
-Shower, shave, dress and eat in seven minutes (and it shows)
-Walk into work less than two minutes late.
-Boot computer. Go straight to letsrun homepage
-What? The homepage is the same as every other day this week. Go to message board. Ignore the Brian Sell complainers and click on the new thread that has nothing to do with running. Post my smart-a** remark.
-Do work
-Eat lunch at desk. Surf the message board again instead of reading that professional development book. Add to the crumb collection in my keyboard.
-Visit message board at diminishing intervals as boredom becomes overwelming.
-Time to go home. Boss intercepts me to discuss some issues.
-Go home late.
-Kids and wife have eaten everything. Fry burger on George Foreman grill. Eat crusts of leftover grilled cheese.
-Fall asleep watching Seinfeld
-Kick the ball with kids. Put them to bed.
-Discuss upcoming race & vacation plans with wife
-Stay up watching too many episodes of Arrested Development on hulu.
-Go to bed.
Continue to sleep while wife runs.
Baby wakes up, I bring him into bed with bottle.
Turn on TV to rerun of "The Sopranos".
Wife returns from run and says "turn that trash off."
Jump in shower.
Leave one section of house to the other (home office).
Drink coffee. Wonder why college interns aren't here. (I don't pay them).
Turn on computer. Read emails. Read LetsRun.
Make calls.
New email. I have to defend myself for winning the LRC contest. TWICE.
Make more calls.
Intern #1 shows up at noon.
Make more calls.
New call. Defending my LRC win, again.
Make more calls.
Email accusing me of cheating! I didn't cheat. OK, so I called a coach or two before the games....
Make more calls.
Check LetsRun again. NO, I DIDN'T CHEAT!!
Six o'clock turn on office TV, catch a "Simpsons" episode.
Get call from intern #2. Can't come in today. We'll, d'uh.
Send contracts out.
Read LetsRun. Rojo wrote what??? Oh, that's just wrong.
Check workouts of athletes.
Get ready for bed. Getting lucky tonight.
Slip in room. Wife already asleep.
Yeah, I'm a happenin' guy.
1. wake up 6:30 pm(maybe wank if didn't wank that night)
2. go to yahoo finace look at my stocks (no change) meh!
3. go to let's run, see if anyone replied to my clever posts
4. shave, shower, clothes, drive to work
5. logon look at stocks, go to let's run.. bag on sell and the hanson's
6. work
7. lunch; eat, go to yahoo again look at stocks, go to let's run bag on sell again (maybe webb if i'm feeling especially mean today)
8. work
9. go home at 5:30pm
10. do my evening run along the beach trail
11. cool down and watch mad money
12. shower
13. check fridge (empty).. go to el pollo loco order ny ususal
14. nothing on tv; logon to porn
15. wank
16 go to bed
rinse and repeat
{GOD I NEED A LIFE}
creep wrote:
1. wake up 6:30 am(maybe wank if didn't wank that night)
2. go to yahoo finace look at my stocks (no change) meh!
3. go to let's run, see if anyone replied to my clever posts
4. shave, shower, clothes, drive to work
5. logon look at stocks, go to let's run.. bag on sell and the hanson's
6. work
7. lunch; eat, go to yahoo again look at stocks, go to let's run bag on sell again (maybe webb if i'm feeling especially mean today)
8. work
9. go home at 5:30pm
10. do my evening run along the beach trail
11. cool down and watch mad money
12. shower
13. check fridge (empty).. go to el pollo loco order my ususal
14. nothing on tv; logon to porn
15. wank
16 go to bed
rinse and repeat
{GOD I NEED A LIFE}
It's comforting to know that so many people are living a life similar to mine. This thread is the closest thing we have to a support group.
you would be a happening guy if you were banging one of your hot interns.
pics please...
