Mine: went to a Monkey's concert and mailed a girl a necklace without including my name on the package because I was too embarrassed. It was 5th grade.
Mine: went to a Monkey's concert and mailed a girl a necklace without including my name on the package because I was too embarrassed. It was 5th grade.
When I was in middleschool me and my friend Gary went into a bunch of stinging neddles to retrieve a tennis ball for a girl. We wanted to act like we were tough.
marriage and kids.
If you watched survivor tonight you would have seen one of the dumbest things ever done by a guy for a woman.
When I was in middle school I was in love with my friend's younger sister, and I was constantly competing for her attention with one of the other guys in our group. One day during a period of particularly intense rivalry, my friend (the one I was competing with) got a particularly cool new pair of shoes, the Nike Air Max 2 Uptempos. I freaked out, thinking that the shoes would push him over the edge and cause her to fall for him. So, I jacked the shoes out of his closet and hid them in my dresser. My mom found the shoes the next day, forced me to give them back, and I wassn't allowed to hang out with my friends for the rest of the summer. Balls.
Tore a hamstring during a track workout trying to impress a girl (The dumbest part was that she was already my girlfriend).
Compensated for her terrible family life to my own academic and personal detriment. But I was only 16 and 17, and I learned so, so much from the relationship that I would do it all again. Those lessons comprise many of the few, gleaned from my own experience, that I've subsequently heeded.
lol, that was great.
A 5th year of college.
Sex without a condom (fortunately nothing bad came of it, phew).
PS Did the hamstring thing too lol
move to Australia.
Killed her Husband
Beat her Husband to death with a 5 Iron.
How many strokes?
Chick drops me, then calls the next week to ask me to fix her dryer. Being a putz, of course I did it.
Wow, you putz.
My girlfriend's crazy dad told her that he saw me out with another girl. She called crying and broke up with me. I drove 2 hours to try and convince her that wasn't possible since I was at college. I should have looked at the bigger picture and seen crazy dad+crazy family=not something I really wanna be involved in.
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marriage and kids.
Damn, I was going to say that.
I gave up my immunity idol.
Flew overseas to visit a girlfriend halfway through her year studying abroad. After I got there, she let me know that she had been "studying" a local dude. I then spent the next two trudging around with her in tow. I drank a lot which wasn't so bad.
I tried to a fight a dude for an old girlfriend once. It's one of the most embarrassing memories I have.
See, this particular girl was goatshit insane. She was one of the most emotionally volatile chicks I ever met. And she just made shit up and threw tantrums for attention. But I was young and completely stupid, so I let her manipulate me into doing things I wouldn't normally do.
I'll spare you all the details, but this dude in her dorm had allegedly thrown something at her (I would later realize that this probably never happened, and IF he did she completely deserved it) and she was bawling about it. So she wants me to go confront this guy or some shit. So I did and I threatened to beat his ass if he didn't go apologize. Eventually he half-heartedly apologized to her over something he probably didn't even do.
He was in one of my classes the next semester after I had broken up with her. I went up to him and apologized for being such an ass. He was cool about it.