The USA is to Canada what Mexico is to the USA

Hi Americans,

On behalf of Canada I apologize for this idiot's remarks.

Yeah except Mexicans are staying where as we just want to go up smoke some of your wead board on Whistler for a week then we're gone. And how are we underachieving obviously you have forgot about the cotton gin.

Keep talking that smack and we'll invade your pathetic iceberg country and make you eat grits and sing Dixie every morning.

The first time your country is messed with, you'll be sucking the big bully's penis to come bail you out.

I hope we whack off all over your face then tell you to throw your looneys at them and defend yourself.

um last time we were messed with with beat the US. how do you like them apples.

Ha Ha wrote:

The first time your country is messed with, you'll be sucking the big bully's penis to come bail you out.

I hope we whack off all over your face then tell you to throw your looneys at them and defend yourself.

Thats pretty much they gayest thing I have seen all day. Subconscious urges much?

the Dollar is sucking everyhwere. The US is sucking big time in a lot of ways.

More maple syrup now coming from Quebec than the US.

We are doomed!

sadly the case wrote:

um last time we were messed with with beat the US. how do you like them apples.

What?

Sorry he should have explained-last time the US went to war with canada, canada defeated the USA...oh and burnt down the white house.

that was like, 200 years ago though. hardly comprable

It wasn't called the White House back then, but it was the same structure, and I don't think it was totally destroyed.

At the time Canada was a British colony so technically the British beat the US not the Canadians. And if you really want to get picky that war was a tie.

The first time the Canadians really proved they had a fighting spirit was in WWI.

Officially the Canadians have never fought a war with America.

Born In the USA wrote:

Keep talking that smack and we'll invade your pathetic iceberg country and make you eat grits and sing Dixie every morning.

I love grits; I always bring a few boxes back when I visit the states so I have no problem with this.

Oh, I also apologise for the OP if he is in fact Canadian which I doubt.

hes not wrong wrote:

Sorry he should have explained-last time the US went to war with canada, canada defeated the USA...oh and burnt down the white house.

Go back to school... what you're refering to is a war between Great Britain and the US. Canada wasn't even a country at that point. Good thing you know your history.

I'm going to let you Americans in on a little secret. It's the reindeer milk, that's why we are some much better.

Bairu once milked 69 reindeers in one day.

sadly the case wrote:

The crap that comes out of the fat arrogant tourists that visit up here is amazing and says something very sad about the state of affairs down there.

It's not the fat arrogant ones that you need to look out for, it's us skinny, submissive ones that cause the most problems.

Please stop speaking for Canada. America, not everyone up here is a complete idiot like this one is.

only two things that come from canada...steers and wait...that is canada right?