You forgot the add on to the screen play, eventually Cindy gets tired of seeing you with other women-as she know you are her soul mate, and does something about her weight problem on an extended sabatical. She comes back and is uber sexy. General hilariousness ensues as you pursue her, and deal with the fact that she was once morbidly obese, but always had a great personality. A pesky Mindy who is a super bitch is now your fiance. AAANNND ACTION!
very metal wrote:
..."Tough it out and eventually the following situation will happen. She'll call you up to say that her friend Cindy from her knitting group is having a house party and that you should come. You'll go to said house party and unfortunately find that Cindy is a fatty, too.
BUT Cindy has a friend Mindy from her work.
And Mindy is SMOKING HOT.
And Mindy, despite your best efforts to look like a complete moron in front of her, will like you."