Americans, You Are a Joke

Citizen Dick wrote:

On behalf of all non-US Citizens (and those Septics who wish they were some other nationality)

Septics? Yes, those infected wounds who wish they were some other nationality. Or maybe you're refering to the other definition and you're talking about people who are plumbing drainage systems. Either way, I guess that guy did give them a "stunning display".

Harry Kooter wrote:

Septics?

Rhyming slang. Septic tank = Yank.

Well i think the nature of the posts that occured after original nearly define how unitelligent, ignorant, naive many Americans are.

As crass as the original post was, the only point that i got out of it, was no doubt the intended point (unless it was a troll, but even so). That Yanks are the WORST in the world to bash someone for they feel is a below par performance. The worst in the world for kicking somee when their down.

Nowhere did i read or assume that the original poster was creating a Yank vs Aussie vs Pom vs Kiwi forum.

Be grateful that you're the country that you are, and have as many people as you do of differing race.

Australia and NZ might not excel to US levels in Track and Field, but they sure as hell smash you up in a medal to population ratio at Olympic level.

Yank = Septic Tank = Full o' shite

Well blow me if I didn't just call myself "Bliiy Beer."

And to think there isn't even such a beer as that. Trust me, there isn't. I would been pissed on it at some time if there was.

From the first three posters' ability to convey that they are sad, pale, limp d**ked 'tards through their grammar and general use of UK slang, I'll assume that they (one person maybe) are all "Brits."

Listen, I am NEVER patriotic--except when it comes to track. Now, I accept that for the time being, we are taking it in the rear (generally speaking) from Kenya and Etheopia, but come on, we would win a duel meet with almost any other nation. Espeacially yours. I mean jesus, you suuuuck. You have what, that one guy, can't even remember his name he is so forgetable--think the last name starts with an F. F as in Failure to hang with anyone deacent.

I won't go much further with the general running thing, results speak for themselves: we may take it from some Africans, but you guys take it like bitches from us any day of the week--and like it.

As for the small penis comment:

If there is one thing Americans are known for, it is having big c*cks.

(And guts, but that is another story!)

Bliiy Beer wrote:

Rhyming slang. Septic tank = Yank.

I wasn't familiar with that slang. Quite cleaver.

Harry Kooter wrote:

Citizen Dick wrote:

On behalf of all non-US Citizens (and those Septics who wish they were some other nationality)

...I guess that guy did give them a "stunning display".

a stunning display from all the Septics demonstrating that thay are IN FACT under-educated half-wits....

I was almost starting to think otherwise...WHEW!..that was close...

Rank Country Population

— World 6,591,444,000

1 China 1,317,844,000

2 India 1,125,000,000

3 United States 301,574,000

4 Indonesia 222,781,000

5 Brazil 190,000,000

6 Pakistan 164,000,000

7 Bangladesh 149,900,000

8 Russia 142,800,000

9 Nigeria 131,530,000

10 Japan 127,000,000

11 Mexico 107,000,000

from wikipedia. Ever hear of any good chinese (strictly speaking on the men's side), Indian, Indonesian, Brazilian, Pakistani, Bangladesh, Russian, or Nigerian runners? Brazil and Japan are pretty good at the Marathon but not much else that I can tell, Mexico and Russia are respectable as well - worse than the US overall but still decent. The rest of those countries pretty much suck! Except China's women. You want to talk about a large country underperforming, go rag on India or Nigeria. America is the best on that list, and the best in the world when you include throws jumps and sprints.

other notable #'s

14 Germany 82,400,996

15 Ethiopia 77,127,000

19 France (including overseas France) 64,102,140

22 United Kingdom 60,209,500

25 South Africa 48,577,000

32 Sudan 38,560,000

34 Kenya 37,538,000

36 Canada 32,936,200

37 Morocco 31,224,000

53 Australia 20,990,000

90 Somalia 8,699,000

113 Eritrea 4,851,000

121 Ireland 4,234,925

122 New Zealand 4,230,000

137 Jamaica 2,714,000

155 Qatar 841,000

and the US is the #1 producer of insufferable twerps.

when you baboons refer to "America" I am *guessing* you mean the US. There are actually many countries in "America".

Fvck you dude... That's all I can say. Why is your grammar so bad? How much longer would it take you to type it correctly?

Go f*ck yourself.

other countries say that the US is naive, but it always seems to me as though they are the ones who make stereotypes and broad generalizations about an entire country. americans don't know anything else about the world? obviously you don't either. i laugh at the overwhelming irony every time that some anti-USA person posts about our collective ignorance.

That goes for the rest of the world, too. The easiest bashing to get away with is against America. That's why so many have done it with impunity for quite some time now and why there's this idea that "the rest of the world hates us."

Are there protests outside the Russian embassies when they steamroll rebels in Chechnea or when the Chinese execute another poor soul for defying the government? ...No, because it will fall on deaf ears and is, frankly, not in vogue.

On Beyond Zebra wrote:

and the US is the #1 producer of insufferable twerps.

when you baboons refer to "America" I am *guessing* you mean the US. There are actually many countries in "America".

You fail to note that only one country in all the Americas uses the word "America" in its name. It's like referring to the People's Republic of China as "China": perfectly acceptable, given the lack of other Chinas with which to confuse it. There is Taiwan, I suppose: the Republic of China. Still, that doesn't stop anyone.

The American situation is even more clear-cut. No one else uses the word to refer to their country--and we are, sorry to say, the most influential nation on either American continent.

Furthermore, the fact that we're "insufferable" pales to insignificance behind your irritatingly feeble attempts at sarcasm, which both lack any merit because they're completely unfunny and expose you as an idiot with nothing better to do than teach those damned Yanks a lesson over the Internet.

Johann Gambleputty

I would peg you as a descendant of the greatest name in German Baroque music except that his name was spelled "Gambolputty." In any event, it begs the question, "Why has no one ever remembered the name ...?"

On Beyond Zebra wrote:

and the US is the #1 producer of insufferable twerps.

I guess you're entitled to your opinion on the subject, but I find those little pissants who go around blowing themselves up in crowded areas to be quite a bit more insufferable than Americans.

tooty frooty wrote:

Ever hear of any good chinese (strictly speaking on the men's side), Indian, Indonesian, Brazilian, Pakistani, Bangladesh

Ever hear of the USA exploiting those impovershed nations so that they can inflate their greedy economy and afford to spend more than Bangladeshes GPD on Athletics alone?