Awesome genetics for those two young kidlets!
Awesome genetics for those two young kidlets!
Was Nomar there to catch them when She shot 'em out?
Hoooah! wrote:
Was Nomar there to catch them when She shot 'em out?
Nope, he was in the air flying back from Florida at the time. Nomar was on the phone to hear "She's shoots and she scores, in the net! and again! Two goals in this game for #9, Mia Hamm".
nah, he booted the play as usual
Hoooah! wrote:
Was Nomar there to catch them when She shot 'em out?
Nope, he is currently on the DL and was in PT.
Guys:
Lesson to the wise. Never miss the birth of your kids. Even if you don't realize it at the time, the rest of your life you'll look back on that memory (especially your first) as one of the highlights of your life. Never never never miss the birth of your kids. Don't be out of town. Don't be far from the phone. Be there.
I was there for the birth of all 3 of mine, but I have a brother-in-law that missed the birth of one of his. Trust me, even if the women say it didn't bother them that you weren't there, it actually does. There'll be some deep-seated resentment about that which can easily surface years and years later that you never expected.
But take my word, don't miss the birth of your kids. It really isn't a matter of avoiding marital strife later down the road, it's just too awesome of a life experience to miss out on.
~~a happy father
thanks i'll remember that...
i hated when women comeback atcha 30 years later...
I missed my daughter birth by about 10 min. because of an accident on the freeway that spread baby bassinets across the road. Weird.
It's such an amazing experience even 14 year olds can do it. Not buying it.
F***ing and having a baby pop out of your vagina is no more a miracle than eating and having a turd come out of your ass.
You still shouldn't miss the birth of your kids though. Common decency.
Bill Hicks wrote:
F***ing and having a baby pop out of your vagina is no more a miracle than eating and having a turd come out of your ass.
You still shouldn't miss the birth of your kids though. Common decency.
Is that what your dad told you?
take it from someone whose wife once miscarried-it is indeed miraculous
proud papa wrote:
Bill Hicks wrote:F***ing and having a baby pop out of your vagina is no more a miracle than eating and having a turd come out of your ass.
You still shouldn't miss the birth of your kids though. Common decency.
Is that what your dad told you?
No, my biology professor.
Bill Hicks wrote:
F***ing and having a baby pop out of your vagina is no more a miracle than eating and having a turd come out of your ass.
It is also a miracle when your children eat and a turd comes out.
My son had stomach problems and didn't poop for the first ten days after he was born. My wife and I danced in the street when he managed to poop.
nutkin wrote:
It's such an amazing experience even 14 year olds can do it. Not buying it.
you've never had a kid, obviously. it IS amazing.
I just dropped a deuce...which reminds me I need to call the Vatican to check on my sainthood status. Thats 5 miracles this week and counting!!!
It's a lifetime of debt and servitude you've signed on for. Good luck to you. Let's see if you still think it's so amazing 18 years from now.
Boston Legal wrote:
I just dropped a deuce...which reminds me I need to call the Vatican to check on my sainthood status. Thats 5 miracles this week and counting!!!
Hah! thanks, I needed that laugh
You think she'd be fun in the sack?
nutkin wrote:
It's a lifetime of debt and servitude you've signed on for. Good luck to you. Let's see if you still think it's so amazing 18 years from now.
What a sad, sad view of life. I can't think of anything else that has happened to me that is better than becoming a parent.