Dancing with the Stars (gag)

I told my wife the same thing and that she needed to shape up and toe the line. If you want to know what happened on last night's episode, just let me know ... Heather Mills and her pegleg are amazing.

Amen brother!!!

Any woman who can't understand why a man wouldn't want to watch Dancing With The Stars with her is no woman you want to be with brother. Good job getting rid of her.

My wife sometimes is in the mood for Dancing With The Stars, and that just gives me an hour to go for a run or play my guitar or piano or whatever the hell else I feel like doing, because she knows full well that I'm not going to sit there with her during that show. No freakin' way. I married a woman who understands that she didn't marry a gay guy. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but sorry, I'm not interested in Dancing With The Stars or anything on Lifetime or Oprah or Dr. Phil or The View or any of the other host of shows that are aimed at women. I'll watch sports or This Is Spinal Tap or COPS or some other thing, and she can stay if she wants, but I dont' require that she do.

Cool that we have some shows and movies we like to watch together, but it isn't necessary to be together all the time, and especially not when the woman wants to watch Dancing With The Stars. Is there a heterosexual man alive that likes that show?

C'mon Flagpole, the pegleg is amazing it is like waiting for a car wreck to happen.

I mow my lawn with black socks and a beer. And I have to say I like to watch dancing with the stars because the people are not that good. Cliff Clavin was great to watch last night and I can't wait to see the British pegleg fall off and fly across the dance floor. The show is pretty good.

If you watched you'd have noticed that some of the women dancing on that show and on the PBS Ballroom Dancing Shows are HOT. EXTREMELY HOT. You deprived yourself of saying to her something like:

Maybe we should try that.

She'd have understood that you are willing to do things she enjoys and made her happy. Perhaps SHE looks as hot in some of those outfits as the women on TV do? Did you think of that? IF not perhaps she'd be inclined to run with you or workout to make YOU pleased with her since you might have showed some interest, it could have worked BOTH ways.

Insecurity has its' disadvantages.

I'm just sayin'.

I agree!

If a guys wife or g/f makes him watch that, she probably has his balls chopped off and kept in a little case.

And once in a great while she lets him wear them.

I have a brother who is in just that situation.

Sad

Very very sad.

Uh........NO!

You watch Ballroom dancing?

My wife runs and competes as much as I do.

But she hates that crap on TV. And chick flicks too.

One of the many reasons I married her.

Ballroom dancing?

Noooooooooo

So my brothers wife makes him watch that.

Then one day she gets this idea in her head that they should take ballroom dancing lessons.

The poor bastard had to pretend her liked it, because after all he had his balls removed and he could not stand up to her.

Here is this sub 2:30 marathon guy who can't stand up to his battle axe wife. What a waste.

Damn!

I know I did the right thing for sure!

Sockalexis wrote:

If you watched you'd have noticed that some of the women dancing on that show and on the PBS Ballroom Dancing Shows are HOT. EXTREMELY HOT. ... I'm just sayin'.

Exactly. My wife actually wanted to turn it off last night because she was getting insecure. I seduced her on the couch and 10 minutes later she was pleasuring me while I watched the hot dancers. She had no clue. There was a brief awkward moment when I was watching the hot chick and Cliff Clavin and I started thinking about Cheers but then it was back to business. Next week I may have the little lady dress up as a dancer.

Zounds! See what I mean?

: D

make lemonade my friend make lemondade

Sockalexis wrote:

If you watched you'd have noticed that some of the women dancing on that show and on the PBS Ballroom Dancing Shows are HOT. EXTREMELY HOT. You deprived yourself of saying to her something like:

Maybe we should try that.

She'd have understood that you are willing to do things she enjoys and made her happy. Perhaps SHE looks as hot in some of those outfits as the women on TV do? Did you think of that? IF not perhaps she'd be inclined to run with you or workout to make YOU pleased with her since you might have showed some interest, it could have worked BOTH ways.

Insecurity has its' disadvantages.

I'm just sayin'.

Oh good grief. There are TONS of hot women who could pretty much appear on my television screen at a moment's notice. So, I'm going to watch Dancing With The Stars just so I can see a couple? Oh man, no way. Way better ways to be entertained than looking at hot women, and if having to sit through an hour of Dancing With The Stars is the only way I get to look at hot women, well there would have to be a law passed that the only hot women to look at are on that show.

I like hot women as much as most men do, but there's got to be a line drawn somewhere brother, and for me, having to watch Dancing With The Stars is it. I often find that when watching late night television, if Jennifer Love Hewitt is on Leno and Bill Murray is on Letterman, I'll watch Leno just long enough to get a sense of Jennifer Love Hewitt but then turn the channel to see Bill Murray on Letterman before Love Hewitt gets to open her piehole -- in short, she's nice to look at, but becomes much less so once she speaks.

I have learned that part of being an attentive spouse is to spend time with your spouse when they are relaxing.

For the first couple years or so, you are so in love it is easy to give massages and watch total crap like survivor, bachelor, dancing with stars, will and grace, Access Hollywood, american idol, even a few minutes of QVC.

However, my running, elliptical, and weight lifting, or helping my kid with homework is always a priority over crap like that. Also, ANY excuse to take her somewhere out of the house, even shopping, is better than watching those shows.

Rather than not be around every night, what I do now is just eat food or work on my laptop while keeping an eye out for what my spouse wants to talk about, meanwhile generally ignoring the boob tube.

I inadvertantly watched Project Runway with my wife one day. Now I can't stop watching it.

I'm so ashamed...

Sockalexis wrote:

If you watched you'd have noticed that some of the women dancing on that show and on the PBS Ballroom Dancing Shows are HOT. EXTREMELY HOT. You deprived yourself of saying to her something like:

Not as hot as internet porn.

man among men wrote:

Sockalexis wrote:

If you watched you'd have noticed that some of the women dancing on that show and on the PBS Ballroom Dancing Shows are HOT. EXTREMELY HOT. ... I'm just sayin'.

Exactly. My wife actually wanted to turn it off last night because she was getting insecure. I seduced her on the couch and 10 minutes later she was pleasuring me while I watched the hot dancers. She had no clue. There was a brief awkward moment when I was watching the hot chick and Cliff Clavin and I started thinking about Cheers but then it was back to business. Next week I may have the little lady dress up as a dancer.

Works like a charm doesn't it?

I think any guy that watches that crap has already had his balls laminated.