My Roommate Never Showers: We are Making a Documentary

I bet it his name is Randy.

disgusting. he probably blows smoke in your face, too.

Take the car air fresheners with you across the pond if you plan to save money by staying in hostels. Enclose it in a plastic baggie, when you are ready to sleep, take it out to mask the body odor of the Europeans. Otherwise you will up all night trying to fall asleep ;-)

Towards the end, you should steal his Axe. See what happens when he can't mask his stench. :)

Give him a G.I. shower ! wrote:

Teach them Europeans to bath.

did i miss the part where he mentions that the roommate is european??? oh, that's right, he didn't...

Be realistic. What else could his roommate be but European.

Could be African, Middle Eastern, Asian or (assuming American meant from US) central or South American.

No Europeans I know have no such problems.

Perhaps the reason he pointed out the guy was not Amercian was because otherwise we'd have presumed that he was...

I have yet to meet an American who doesn't urinate in the sink when they are drunk.

Stinky makes a good point here boys...

eurotica wrote:

I have yet to meet an American who doesn't urinate in the sink when they are drunk.

Pissing in the sink is so much fun....especially if there is ice in the sink.

Thanks for bringing back the memories of a roomate of mine in college (American) whom we did a similar experiment because he never bought any bathroom supplies, just used everybody else's. We couldn't stand it anymore once we could prove he hadn't brushed his teeth for about 10 days.

brushing teeth is overrated.

This is ironic. Local radio djs here have mentioned several times that Michael Moore doesn't bathe. They say that they have met them on a few ocassions, and he always smells bad - like a vagrant.

Not normally. The Irish really stink. Ever been on the warmup track with Gareth Turnbull. Ask around.

Well, nothing unusual here. 1 day has passed and no sign of complaint. I came back from lunch and the room smelled of Axe. H must have used it after waking up at 1:45 for his 2 PM class.

Plan on shooting segment 2 sometime this weekend. And I like that idea about the Axe...we'll probably confiscate that too after two weeks.

Stankhed wrote:

This is ironic. Local radio djs here have mentioned several times that Michael Moore doesn't bathe. They say that they have met them on a few ocassions, and he always smells bad - like a vagrant.

That is in no way, shape, or form ironic. Methinks you need to go look up the definition to that word.

It is, however, a coincidence of sorts.

would this be brandon leslie

he doth protest too much wrote:

Stankhed wrote:

This is ironic. Local radio djs here have mentioned several times that Michael Moore doesn't bathe. They say that they have met them on a few ocassions, and he always smells bad - like a vagrant.

That is in no way, shape, or form ironic. Methinks you need to go look up the definition to that word.

It is, however, a coincidence of sorts.

Dear "doth protest,"

Thank you for joining in the cause of eliminating the excessive and misguided use of the word "ironic."

If the OP had dubbed himself "Michael Moore" rather than "Not Michael Moore," the comments on Mr. Moore's smelliness would have demonstrated something closer to irony, but as it is, you are entirely correct, there is no irony here.

As for the OP,

You are an ass. Yes, you have a bad situation, your roommate should be taking better care of himself and shouldn't allow himself to give off indecent smells. However, you should have the maturity to speak to him about it in an inoffensive and productive way rather than ridiculing him behind his back and in front of potentially millions of people on the internet.

Grow up.