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France, Germany, Italy, China, and the rest of the world officially THANK the US for not being able to field a mens Olympic Team in 2016.
Since Title 9, no other sports are now offered except for football and basketball on the men's side. All other sports have been cut so women can have equal access to athletic funding. Since there is little, if any, interest at all in viewing women's sports, the overall pool of funds continues to drop. All schools have now cut gymnastics, athletics (track and field for you US people), volleyball, swimming, and every other sport which is normally contested at the Olympic Games.
Thanks to all who have helped make the US the laughing stock of the world.