Best quotes from movies

Ditka wrote:

[quote]sam w wrote:

"this one goes to 11."

Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

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...this one goes to 11.

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Great quote but This Is Spinal Tap deserves its own thread. This one started great with just best quotes from Ghostbusters.When someone asks you if you're God, you say yes.

sam w wrote:

Ditka wrote:

[quote]sam w wrote:

"this one goes to 11."

Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

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...this one goes to 11.

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"Say you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone says plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp. Out of the blue. No use looking for one either. It's part of the lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything."

Repo Man

You wanna talk about the best characters of all time, you gotta talk about Da Jesus:

What's this day of rest s**t? What's this bulls**t? I don't fu**in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f**ks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f***ed you in the ass Saturday. I f**k you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Ian Faith: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist.

Nigel Tufnel: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?

santas slay wrote:

this line trumps all others

Santa Claus, who is actually the evil spawn of Satan, condemned to give presents to kids for 10000 years, goes on a killing spree. as he is about to run over some kids with one of those ice skating rink machines. one of the kids shines a flashlight in his eyes. temporarily blinded, santa claus shouts

"ARGH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! I'M SANTA CLAUS, NOT F***ING DRACULA!!!"

YES! GREATEST. MOVIE. EVER.

"Hey old man river , zip it or ill break ya hip"

oh man, great call on that one. seriously, how do you make characters up like that?

"Chlorophyl?! More like bore-ophyl!"

"NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU"

From Princess Bride:

"Inconceivable!"

"You can't fight in here gentlemen, this is the war room!" -Dr. Strangelove

"We'll tear your soul apart!"

"You're suffering will be legendary ... even in Hell!"

Just b/c I watched this movie the other day and forgot some of the classics...

"what are you looking at?"

"I'd say my mother's douchebag, but thats back in Ohio"

"we've gone over your application and it wasn't even close. We recommend in the future to not send a group photo."

And from another movie

"I'm singing...in a store...I'm singing...in a store"

And another

"Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago?"

"My. That's a big one."

(from "Dirty Harry")

You f**k with me you fu**ing with the best

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, then you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

-Scarface

"I wanna shoot you so bad my dick's hard!"

Ice T wrote:

"I wanna shoot you so bad my dick's hard!"

ha ha. that's a classic.

"Clint Eastwood? I f***ed him. Oh!"

-the Diceman as Ford Fairlane