In a large HS invitational, I unsuccessfully tried to hide my erection.
In a large HS invitational, I unsuccessfully tried to hide my erection.
My senior year of high school we were in our hotel the morning of the State Championships. All the sudden a horrific smell starts coming into our room. It smelled like the most disgusting fart you could possibly imagine. Everyone started blaming each other, but the smell only intensified. The next thing we knew there was a KNOCK on our door. It was our coach, and he was LIVID. He said, get out, go to the bus. So we all run outside to get on the bus wondering what had happened. The next thing we see is our coach walking outside with a microwave held out, and then he tosses it.
Apparently these two kids on our team put sh*t in a microwave as a prank, and it had gone worse then they planned. They had to evacuate the whole 3rd floor of the hotel. It was disgusting. Anyways.......
As we stood on the line to start that day at State, one of my teammates coughed, so I looked at him and said, "Dude you have sh*t particles in your lungs, your gonna have to deal with it". The teams around us found that a little awkward. haha Ture story
The Brown Lung wrote:
My senior year of high school we were in our hotel the morning of the State Championships. All the sudden a horrific smell starts coming into our room. It smelled like the most disgusting fart you could possibly imagine. Everyone started blaming each other, but the smell only intensified. The next thing we knew there was a KNOCK on our door. It was our coach, and he was LIVID. He said, get out, go to the bus. So we all run outside to get on the bus wondering what had happened. The next thing we see is our coach walking outside with a microwave held out, and then he tosses it.
Apparently these two kids on our team put sh*t in a microwave as a prank, and it had gone worse then they planned. They had to evacuate the whole 3rd floor of the hotel. It was disgusting. Anyways.......
As we stood on the line to start that day at State, one of my teammates coughed, so I looked at him and said, "Dude you have sh*t particles in your lungs, your gonna have to deal with it". The teams around us found that a little awkward. haha Ture story
That was actually a pretty funny story up until the last paragraph. In fact, that last paragraph was one of the dumbest things I've read in a long time.
Understandable, but the story had to be a story about "things at the line" and that is the only thing that happened at the line related to the story.
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