A fisherman was attacked with a harpoon by one of his friends after getting into an argument about which man caught a bigger fish. His doctors said he is lucky to be alive.
George Carlin had a bit about headlines that say things like "Man murders girlfriend..." and how he doesn't think it's possible, because he considers the relationship to be officially over the moment one partner decides they're going to kill the other. That's what I feel here: he didn't shoot his friend with a harpoon gun because the minute you decide to shoot someone with a harpoon gun, you've constructively severed the friendship.
George Carlin had a bit about headlines that say things like "Man murders girlfriend..." and how he doesn't think it's possible, because he considers the relationship to be officially over the moment one partner decides they're going to kill the other. That's what I feel here: he didn't shoot his friend with a harpoon gun because the minute you decide to shoot someone with a harpoon gun, you've constructively severed the friendship.
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George Carlin had a bit about headlines that say things like "Man murders girlfriend..." and how he doesn't think it's possible, because he considers the relationship to be officially over the moment one partner decides they're going to kill the other. That's what I feel here: he didn't shoot his friend with a harpoon gun because the minute you decide to shoot someone with a harpoon gun, you've constructively severed the friendship.
George Carlin had a bit about headlines that say things like "Man murders girlfriend..." and how he doesn't think it's possible, because he considers the relationship to be officially over the moment one partner decides they're going to kill the other. That's what I feel here: he didn't shoot his friend with a harpoon gun because the minute you decide to shoot someone with a harpoon gun, you've constructively severed the friendship.
Is constructive severance like destructive repair?