I know you’re trolling, and I agree that Twin Cities should absolutely not have been cancelled, but this is a particularly dumb thread. Twin Cities would have been pretty miserable for most participants, and there would surely have been a few who would be too stupid to hydrate or in no condition to run a marathon who would wind up in rough shape. Chicago on the other hand is shaping up to be almost perfect marathon weather, almost too cool for some people’s tastes. Liable to change, but currently 44F at the start rising to 49F at the elite finish.