Next can we get a feature that automatically converts all offensive words according to Stanford's "Elimination of Harmful Language Initiative?" I hate to offend people by using words and expressions such as (Trigger warning: I am about to use highly offensive words. Please stop reading if you are easily offended): blind study, paraplegic, walk-in, brave, chief, spirit animal, freshman, gentleman, he, she, mankind, abort, American, Hispanic, straight, user, submit, cakewalk, long time no see.
See attached for the full list of 162 words and phrases that need to be immediately abolished. Thanks in advance. Oh crap, I just realized "trigger warning" is offensive, too. I should have used "content note." Sorry if I offended anyone and gave them PTSD for using that horrible expression.