Road rage incident today

Today I was driving home and got caught up in a horrible traffic jam because of road construction and wound up waiting 45 minutes to go about a mile. Well because of the long wait, a number of people at least 10-15 cars, decided to drive up along the shoulder of the road and pull right in front of those of us who were waiting a long period of time.

Well I didnt like the guy in front of me, who for some reason decided to let every person that drove along the shoulder to go in front of him. He just sat and let every person through, while those of us behind him just sat and watched. Well I decided to blow my horn...It felt so good to blow my horn I decided to blow my horn as long as I wanted in protest.

I just left my hand on the horn for at least 3 to 4 minutes solid. It had no effect on the guy in front of me or the traffic but I enjoyded doing this as my own form of protest. Well as I enjoyded my protest I looked in my rear view mirror and the guy in the working van behind my was losing his mind. Screaming , yelling, giving me the finger, waving his fist at me.

I ignored him as much as possible until when we moved a bit he put his foot on the gas pedal so his van would "leap" like he was going to hit my car. Finally he yelled out of his window " I am going to kick your ass when we stop"..he also yelled " if you blow that horn again I am getting out and kicking your ass"..constantly yelling that shit even long after I stopped blowing horn. Of course the traffic stopped and he got out and started yelling...big fat plumber looking dude looking down at me while I sat in my dress clothes..I guess I look thin but I am not overly skinny..

He started yelling again and finally as he walked closer toward my car I yelled back.. "look you fat f***er get back in your van and eat another donut".." "you think Im afriad of you ?" ..and low and behold the fat angry man stopped in his tracks...as he was walking back he screamed "blow that horn again youll see how serious I am"..well to protect my honor I blew that horn as loud as I could and yelled back..." you fat f***er eat another donut"...

The fat guy who looked like a offensive lineman then was yelling about pulling over and fighting and looking stupid because we were pulled over...anyway I came home and ran hard but what a freaking way to spend your days here in the big city..Can anyone say Montana..?..sounds good right about now

Yeah, f(_)ck that guy. Fight the good fight man.

I'd have shoved that horn up your ass too. If you have a problem with somebody talk to him, walk up to the car and calmly and rationally make your case. No reason people

in an already tense situation should have to listen to 4 minutes of your horn. I'm sure the ER doc would have had a fine time extracting the horn from your rectum and the cop who was there when you woke up to ticket you for improper horn use would have had a good chuckle.

I agree. I hate people who honk too much. The horn is supposed to be used to prevent accidents, not express discontent. Cut that shit out.

Or, you could have just edged out onto the shoulder so those idiots would have no way around.

You would have done what the fat guy did...ran your mouth..talked shit..got out of your car, acted tough and acted like a bitch when I dared you to do what you said..

Wow, you're tough on here too!

Ric flair had one too earlier this week.

Next time shoot him. Not fatally. Just in the kneecap. It works way better than any tough-guy schtick you could give them.

I don't recommend saying anything but If you have to say something after shooting them, then tell them: "If I ever have to deal with you again, that's as good as you'll ever get it." Then honk your horn again.

I disagree, but I do thank you for cleaning up my story.

Walter, that is a good idea but because of how the road construction was you couldnt block the shoulder.

In Hoc

Today I was driving home and got caught up in a horrible traffic jam because of road construction and wound up waiting 45 minutes to go about a mile. Well because of the long wait, a number of people at least 10-15 cars, decided to drive up along the shoulder of the road and pull right in front of us lemmings not road savy enough to make the move or close the door.

Well I didnt like the guy in front of me, who realized an extra dozen cars one way or the other was not going to change the situation. He just sat and let every person through, while those of us behind him just sat and watched. Well I decided to blow my horn, because when faced with a situation I can't change it makes me feel better to annoy everyone around me. It felt so good to blow my horn I decided to blow my horn as long as it made me feel better about myself.

You get the picture. Stop making a nuisance of yourself. You are lucky the normal person you drove to the edge of insanity had the good sense to not waste a felony teaching you a deserved lesson.

You sound like a idiot..

I'm not sure what is lamer: Honking your horn for 4 solid minutes, or bragging about it on an internet running message board. You're just horribly stupid, that's all. Next time you get the urge to do that, get out of your car, walk up to the car in front of you, lie in front of one of his rear wheels, and wait.

".....walk up to the car in front of you, lie in front of one of his rear wheels, and wait" -

says the man who wrote "lamer"...