Would a Girl Go for This?.... Sex & Laundry

Since you are 14, you should be told that is wrong and the woman can get in trouble. Have your mom do your laundry.

Go for it. What have you got to lose if she gets pissed off at you for suggesting this? But don't be a moron and reveal your plan directly. Just ask if she would mind if you did your laundry at her place this weekend. Then put your clothes in the washer and say, "Oh no, my shirt has a stain on it, I'd better take it off and throw it in too." Now hanging out at her place, with no shirt on, if you can't get some sex out of her, then she doesn't want you anyway. But if she does, that should do it. Secondly, after the sex, make her fold your clothes, then say, "What time should we do this again next weekend?" She might think that you two are back together or something, so avoid her like the plague in between laundry visits. She catch on, but as long as you don't tell her directly that you are using her solely for sex and her washer/dryer then she might be willing to go along if the sex is good. Basically, if you don't acknowledge that she is a ho, then she'll probably keep acting like one.

Only if you are OK with pouring fabric softener all over each other before relations.

mr obvious wrote:

Since you are 14, you should be told that is wrong and the woman can get in trouble. Have your mom do your laundry.

Great post.

If she's dating other guys then she probably won't be as bothered as you think. I think you should try it. Like you say, if it's what you want, you haven't got much to lose.

I don't know if the laundry bit is a good idea though!

Im a 30 yr old woman. I find it extremely erotic to do laundry for a teenager as well as letting him use me for sex. If it doesn't work out with your woman, I am definetely ready to come over and do your laundry.....

Man we only live once, maby there is some after life but maby there is not. What is important is that you make the most out of eveyday and be a good person. Now I am not into the whole f$$k buddy. Think sex is a little more of a big deal then you get from just xing.

That said if your happy with things she is, go for it have fun. Life tends to be way to short and people who tend to make jugements about others tend to the worst of us all.

Can you say Bill O from fox, and all those ''Fathers'' that where molesting little bodys. Just make sure not to get your heart tied up in this and do not let her know that your not thinking longterm

F--k all you can while still young!

CarpeDiem

I think it's most important to show her that you're an adult, a mature man who knows how to handle such a situation.

...and Powerpoint would obviously be the best way to do that.

Just start heading over there to do your laundry. You'll be hittin it soon enough. Then just keep it light and simple... don't spend every night with her... just once or twice a week. You'll have you little sex buddy before you know it. Just don't tell her that's what you want, just do it. Getting in her pants the first time is the hardest part... once you've been there, she'll be open weather you are in it for the long haul or not. Chicks are wierd that way, they don't want to increase their number, but still want sex. So, if you aren't increasing her number... she'll be open to it!!!

I want to tell you this...a woman who can't do her laundry is not a happy woman, so I think you have a great chance to score using this approach. I have been able to get in a woman's pants after fixing her Maytag on at least 10 different occasions. Once or twice I got doubles because we had to wait for a part and I had to come back.

I am just an average Joe and my repairman outfit is not anything that would hook them. I think its just the laundry thing that makes them want to do the big nasty. Maybe there is a chemical in the detergent that turns them on.

Good luck. And whoever says we are lonely is full of shit.

searching for a mother figure?

Just make sure you leave the boxers with the skid marks on them out of the laundry basket. Could kill the mood if she sees those. No eel in the cave for you, if you know what I mean.

Go find that hot blonde teacher from Florida, she loves having sex with 14 year olds!

give me her digits

for the answer to your question, please refer to the Seinfeld season 2 episode, The Deal.

It all depends on HOW you get to this 30 year old woman's house. If she lives 10 miles away and you RUN to her house as if her sharp-fanged, runner-hating boston bull terrier is chasing you, then I would advise that you take small amounts of laundry over twice a day. If you are driving over than you are just another sick dude waiting to die. Distract yourself with her sexuality and your toys and never contribute to life.

This is easy.

She will agree with anything as long as you do her laundry as well.

Oldest trick in the Book.

Remember to separate the whites from the coloreds.

I forgot to mention. She wont care that your only 14. In fact it may be an advantage. A 14 yr old who can do laundry is extremely rare these days.And by the way, leave your x box at Home.

Dude, don't you think it's about time to stop going home to your parents house to do laundry?