Mike Rossi hits "rock bottom", vows to "become a better person" after being arrested for "simple assault" of woman

Poor Mike. That article is rather brutal ...

"said that Rossi's qualifying time for Boston, a 3:11 marathon ran at Lehigh Valley, was a wild outlier and that he had cheated. No pictures of him were found on the course. Race directors for Lehigh Valley were petitioned by LetsRun to have Rossi disqualified, but they said there was insufficient evidence. Rossi went on to run 4:01 at Boston. He has never approached 3:11 or an equivalent time in any other race."

I really think it's time to back off. So he won't admit it ... that's for him to live with.

I don't think Mike cheated. How could no one see him entering the course?

This is brutal wrote:

I really think it's time to back off. So he won't admit it ... that's for him to live with.

There was a short period when the thread was only bumped once per week. Coincidentally there were zero posts supporting Rossi during that period. It really is Rossi with all of his different aliases that is giving this thread so much mileage.

Man Innocent wrote:

I don't think Mike cheated. How could no one see him entering the course?

Because if you enter a race from the direction of portaloos or trees people assume that you had a toilet stop and don't give it a second thought.

Assuming of course that this was a serious question.

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Man Innocent wrote:

I don't think Mike cheated. How could no one see him entering the course?

Because if you enter a race from the direction of portaloos or trees people assume that you had a toilet stop and don't give it a second thought.

Assuming of course that this was a serious question.

Right by the Larry Holmes gym quite possibly.

Chew by the school wrote:

Man I take a little break for the holiday and this thread goes completely off the rails! Doing coke in a hot tub sure does sound like fun though.

Doing coke in a hot tub has nothing to do with Rossi.

It involves the Swan Blob, Shore whore and the dojo losers. Also a couple of hippie soccer-loving Jew and nig-lovers from Rydal. All done while their kids are playing in the next room.

Insider inschmider wrote:

Chew by the school wrote:

Man I take a little break for the holiday and this thread goes completely off the rails! Doing coke in a hot tub sure does sound like fun though.

Doing coke in a hot tub has nothing to do with Rossi.

It involves the Swan Blob, Shore whore and the dojo losers. Also a couple of hippie soccer-loving Jew and nig-lovers from Rydal. All done while their kids are playing in the next room.

Sign me up!

Insider inschmider wrote:

Chew by the school wrote:

Man I take a little break for the holiday and this thread goes completely off the rails! Doing coke in a hot tub sure does sound like fun though.

Doing coke in a hot tub has nothing to do with Rossi.

It involves the Swan Blob, Shore whore and the dojo losers. Also a couple of hippie soccer-loving Jew and nig-lovers from Rydal. All done while their kids are playing in the next room.

Did you provide the passion punch?

You sick bast@rd.

We may be losers but we weren't kicked out of little league forever. If losers mean we losing out not going to jail.

Insider inschmider wrote:

Someone is going to die.

Are you even going to make it to Oct. 30 before getting incarcerated? Hope not...the waiting that is.

EALL wrote:

You sick bast@rd.

We may be losers but we weren't kicked out of little league forever. If losers mean we losing out not going to jail.

Fvck you a$$hole. No one was kicked out of LL. Rossi was given a team but wanted to coach his son. His son was already on a team with a coach. Jenkintown had openings and needed coaches and welcomed Rossi in with open arms. He will be coaching there again.

And someone is going to die.

Insider inschmider wrote:

EALL wrote:

You sick bast@rd.

We may be losers but we weren't kicked out of little league forever. If losers mean we losing out not going to jail.

Fvck you a$$hole. No one was kicked out of LL. Rossi was given a team but wanted to coach his son. His son was already on a team with a coach. Jenkintown had openings and needed coaches and welcomed Rossi in with open arms. He will be coaching there again.

And someone is going to die.

So, you claim someone is going to die yet will be coaching LL. How are you going to do that from inside the little dog house? You see your problem here, cause we all do.

Insider inschmider wrote:

EALL wrote:

You sick bast@rd.

We may be losers but we weren't kicked out of little league forever. If losers mean we losing out not going to jail.

Fvck you a$$hole. No one was kicked out of LL. Rossi was given a team but wanted to coach his son. His son was already on a team with a coach. Jenkintown had openings and needed coaches and welcomed Rossi in with open arms. He will be coaching there again.

And someone is going to die.

pretty sure LL will keep someone out post domestic abuse. or at least the parents will.

LL kicker wrote:

Insider inschmider wrote:

Fvck you a$$hole. No one was kicked out of LL. Rossi was given a team but wanted to coach his son. His son was already on a team with a coach. Jenkintown had openings and needed coaches and welcomed Rossi in with open arms. He will be coaching there again.

And someone is going to die.

pretty sure LL will keep someone out post domestic abuse. or at least the parents will.

not clear of domestic abuse per se is banned...http://www.jenkintownjya.com/Default.aspx?tabid=1195569

We've been working with Mike Rossi, Woman Abuser, to provide a virtual vision of his upcoming move. Note this is conceptual only, but should give Mike and his 12 trolls buddies a good idea of the new digs.

It will be like home only...secure.

We will be posting momentarily. Goes well with a fine appletini so get your drunk, we mean, drink on.

The mikerossi22 Facebook page is down again for like the fourth time. It's like Rossi is watching this thread to see if the heat has died down yet so he can get back on Facebook. Mike, we are not stopping you. Stop flip flopping and decide whether you are coming or going.

12 Trolls wrote:

The mikerossi22 Facebook page is down again for like the fourth time. It's like Rossi is watching this thread to see if the heat has died down yet so he can get back on Facebook. Mike, we are not stopping you. Stop flip flopping and decide whether you are coming or going.

I sure would like to see a picture of Mike on his FB page in his Boston gear. I find him so inspiring to me and all my friends. Stickin' to The Man, oh yeah!

So bear in mind this is a representation of Mike's future home. The Real Thing may differ slightly in furnishings.

We here at Fancy Eagles will entertain decorating ideas for future virtual secure housing delineations. This should ease the anxiety the inhabitants may feel when moving from a free society to one a bit more structured.

So without further adieu, here it is. Mike Rossi's Gated Country Clubhouse:

https://i.imgur.com/UXHhARB.jpg

12 Trolls wrote:

The mikerossi22 Facebook page is down again for like the fourth time. It's like Rossi is watching this thread to see if the heat has died down yet so he can get back on Facebook. Mike, we are not stopping you. Stop flip flopping and decide whether you are coming or going.

It’s not down. Maybe he blocked you?

Out of curiosity, why do you check it? I mean, I did because of your post, but, it just seems like if you hate the guy, for your own well being, you should avoid him, not check up on him. Do what you like, obviously, but he might piss you off less if you pretended he didn’t exist. Personally seeeing his smug face and ugly wife with the bad bad body was just unpleasant and I will avoid his Facebook, as nobody needs to see that.