Alligators, bears, and sharks; the news is full of animals attacking people. What gives?

Conundrum wrote:

Include leopards in with them too.

Something has ticked off all the animals. Not sure what it could be.

Global warming?

Stay inside. The world is dangerous. Shut up. Drink your fvcking Mountain Dew. Don't think too hard. Vote for American Idol. Hate your neighbors.

disgusting humans

Evolution. Payback time. Prey becomes the hunter.

Conundrum wrote:

Include leopards in with them too.

Something has ticked off all the animals. Not sure what it could be.

Global warming?

None of this ever happened before cellphone videos, social media and 24/7 cable news. I wonder what the cause is?

I should have added cougar. There was the recent attack where the mother able to pry the cougar away from her kid.

I don't think these animals read the bible giving Man domain over the earth.

Maybe we've been too soft with the animals. They sense weakness. If any animal attacks a human we should not only go after the animal but its family too. Look at the bear that attacked that marathoner, we went to save her cubs.

We should have taken out the whole family.

Dunder breath wrote:

None of this ever happened before cellphone videos, social media and 24/7 cable news. I wonder what the cause is?

I see what you are sayin. The animals are pissed off by some of the comments about animals on social media. Maybe they hate when people post silly videos about them.

Interesting point.

Conundrum wrote:

I should have added cougar. There was the recent attack where the mother able to pry the cougar away from her kid..

I was prey for a cougar once. Good memories.

Conundrum wrote:

the mother able to pry the cougar away from her kid.

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Almost sounds like the kid attacked the cougar.

And what about the mosquitoes ruining our Olympics? Insects are in the animal kingdom.

This is how things used to be back in the good old days. What did you think Trump means when he says make America great again?

Conundrum wrote:

Include leopards in with them too.

Something has ticked off all the animals. Not sure what it could be.

Global warming?

It's code language.

Notice how they repeated all the time it was a black bear.

Racism.

Maybe they identify as people and are mad they aren't able to smoke everyone at the olympics

Dog attacks are exempt from the media unless it's a pitbull. All other animals are considered blood thirsty voracious goons according to the media and its disturbingly imposing agenda. See a pattern here?

People taste like chicken.

Conundrum wrote:

Include leopards in with them too.

Something has ticked off all the animals. Not sure what it could be.

Global warming?

Now I know that you were joking but I figured this was apropos

Until we can get our leaders to say ANIMALS ATTACKING there will be no solution. These animals have a completely different culture than us. They were raised on the predator/prey value system. Its in their nature to attack.

The only thing they respond to is strength and size. The danger is real and we need bold steps to protect ourselves. Many animals have moved here without permission. We need to get rid of them.

Noteqbagsallo education is wrote:

Dog attacks are exempt from the media unless it's a pitbull. All other animals are considered blood thirsty voracious goons according to the media and its disturbingly imposing agenda. See a pattern here?

Oooh, yes, now I see!

My, you are so clever! How did you ever get to be so clever?

Dunder breath wrote:

Conundrum wrote:

Include leopards in with them too.

Something has ticked off all the animals. Not sure what it could be.

Global warming?

None of this ever happened before cellphone videos, social media and 24/7 cable news. I wonder what the cause is?

You are spot on sir.

Conundrum wrote:

Include leopards in with them too.

Something has ticked off all the animals. Not sure what it could be. ...

Maybe the alligators, bears, sharks and leopards are just following our lead.