The STRANGEST thing you've seen on a run?

I saw a guy taking a dump by a tree......oh wait, that was me.

Children playing outside without adult supervision

Ran around a bend in a stream and came upon a mountain lion.

Was having a crap attack a different time and ducked down on the opposite side of the RR tracks from the road I was running on to take a crap. When pants were around ankles, along comes Mr. Amtrack train, slowing down to pull into station.

I was stretching after finishing a run in a park in downtown Modesto, waiting for some friends who were going a bit longer. Homeless dude was chasing his homeless old lady into the restroom. I had to put a stop to that sh!t.

I also saw a guy jacking off in front of some housewives at the bus stop. Oh yeah, that was me too.

I saw a rabbit head fall from a tree about 15 feet in front of me. Landed right by my foot. Couldn't see a bird in the tree. But there was probably a bird in the tree.

In college was running on a trail in the woods with a teammate and we passed a 30 year old guy just standing there, buck naked and fully erect.

I saw a random deer leg on a trail I was running on.

This guy was running shirtless and wearing yellow spandex shorts. Either he stuffed a cucumber down the front of those things or I know where Saddam hid his WMDs. Either way, I wanted to salute the guy.

All on the same run:

* Jewish guy throwing coins into a fountain

* White kid beats black kid in a sprint

* Black kid spits out grape soda, claims he doesn't like the taste

* Cyclist obeys traffic laws

* Fast female distance runner with b00bs

A rattlesnake, about 2' long and young (thin), dropped from the sky 30 feet in front of me on a trail. No trees anywhere it could have fall out of. It was dead and appeared to be a barely stated lunch of a hawk, or similar, I had surprised.

Paul Souza chased in St Louis.

Ryan Foster sees a dead body.

Cougars wrote:

I saw a rabbit head fall from a tree about 15 feet in front of me. Landed right by my foot. Couldn't see a bird in the tree. But there was probably a bird in the tree.

Nope, that was also me.

AW Pharmacy wrote:

In college was running on a trail in the woods with a teammate and we passed a 30 year old guy just standing there, buck naked and fully erect.

Also me. I don't like to hunch over.

Used to run at 5am before work....

It was dark and this meteor came directly overhead and seemed LOW..

Made a booming sound...

Really startling.

A pair of ladies underwear stuck in a tree branch.

Came around a bend and seen a rabbit and squirrel nose to nose. Both animals saw me and ran in opposite directions.

Was running on the road beside tall grass that was growing in the ditch and a full grown groundhog sticks its head out right in front of me. Didn't move an inch as I passed within a foot of it. Thought about kicking it to see if it would move, but wanted to stay uninjured during base training that summer.

Try this wrote:

A pair of ladies underwear stuck in a tree branch.

Lol, some kids on my HS team found some as well. The place was thereafter referred to as "Victoria's Secret"

1 dead guy

$124 cash

1 guy laid out on the trail with a broken hip

1 mountain lion

Too many rattle snakes to count

A coyote running full speed at me to just brush against me & keep running.

Too random dogs following me for 8 miles.

Random cow in the middle of nowhere on a single track trail, dehydrated or sick.

Lots of naked women. Often taking topless photos in nature.

The missing piece is a couple getting it on. Though I've come up on unsuspecting people shocked to see me never saw the boots a knockin.

Probably more but that's all I can remember right now.